I'mma move out ASAP. Thing is, I'd feel bad leaving him to his bachelor man-squalor! : p
Ahh he'll soon sort himself out if he's making bacon and eggs on multiple plates! I'm fairly sure my Dad would be a domestic goddess after two weeks on his own. Washing up is a bugger tho cos if you wash as you go it's all good but the second you have a wasted, lazy, munchies-influenced night in plus the day after to recover it's not as easy.
Edit: We're still debating buying paper plates just for drunk food and stuff, recyclable and easier when people come over. We already have plastic cups for beer pong so why not. I draw the line at cutlery though, for completely arbitrary reasons. Tortilla wraps draped over a bowl are also excellent if you don't want to do the washing up but that's stepping away from domestic goddess territory and into the realms of the student.

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