Tell a shit joke

[MrCookiE]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?






The foods good but there's no atmosphere.

 

[BecomingJulie]

I stashed 20 tabs of acid behind a plug socket once.

Ended up having to move them, though.

The circuit breaker kept tripping out.

 

[Bearlove]

Now that you made up after your Drilling escapade

Hope your well

 

[afctu]

I stashed 20 tabs of acid behind a plug socket once.

Ended up having to move them, though.

The circuit breaker kept tripping out.

This does not belong in a 'shit joke' thread. Class

 

[swampdragon]

Just watched a program about beavers

It was the best damn program I'd ever seen

A blind man walked into Tesco and picked his dog up and started swinging it around by the tail,

A security guard say "what are you doing"

The blind man says "just having a look"

lol.

 

[legalizeall]

What do you call a pile of cats?



Meowtain.




How come the cats didnt want to play poker in the jungle anymore?


too many cheetahs

 

[afctu]

2 packets of crisps are walking down the road...

a man pulls up in his car and says

"would you like a lift..."

"no thanks" they replied, "we're walkers"



Now that's what you call a shit joke

 

[BecomingJulie]

Two rats were in the sewer. One of them says "I'm bored of the same shit every day!"

The other says, "Me too. You know what we need? A night on the piss!"

 

[MrCookiE]

What's Bruce Lees favourite drink?






Wataaaaaah!

 

[MrCookiE]

Did you hear about the blind man that walked into a bar?






And a table and a chair.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Little Johnny is bored one day so he goes wandering around the house.

First he wanders into his parents' room, and finds his mam and dad having sex.

- What are you doing, Dad?
- Me and your mam are just playing a card game!

Next he walks into his older sister's room, and finds her having sex with her boyfriend.

- What are you doing, big sis?
- Me and my boyfriend here are just playing cards!

Next he wanders into his older brother's room, to find his brother having sex with his girlfriend.

- What are you up to, Big Johnny?
- I'm just having a quick game of cards with my missus!

Finally he enters the bathroom, where his uncle is busy having a wank.

- I suppose you're playing cards, as well, like all the others?
- That's right, son, yes, I'm playing cards.
- Don't you need a partner?
- Look, son, when you've got a hand as good as this, you don't need a partner!

 

[MrCookiE]

What's ET short for?









Because he's only got little legs!

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

2 packet of crisps walking down the road

a man stops and says would you like a lift

"no thanks" they replied... "we're walkers"

You told this joke almost exactly a week before. Post 118.

Now that's what you call a shit memory.

 

[deano88]

You told this joke almost exactly a week before. Post 118.

Now that's what you call a shit memory.

Jaysus got the memory police out now lol. This is a drug forum what you expect?

 

[MrCookiE]

True that shit!

With a memory like that maby he is the police!?

 

[Chatative]

Maybe who is the police?

 

[deano88]

Maybe who is the police?

lol paranoid

 

[deano88]

Knock knock

 

[MrCookiE]

Who's there??

 

[deano88]

I was just calling knock mate