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Tell a shit joke

What do you call a pile of cats?



Meowtain.




How come the cats didnt want to play poker in the jungle anymore?


too many cheetahs
 
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2 packets of crisps are walking down the road...

a man pulls up in his car and says

"would you like a lift..."

"no thanks" they replied, "we're walkers"



Now that's what you call a shit joke ;)
 
Little Johnny is bored one day so he goes wandering around the house.

First he wanders into his parents' room, and finds his mam and dad having sex.

- What are you doing, Dad?
- Me and your mam are just playing a card game!

Next he walks into his older sister's room, and finds her having sex with her boyfriend.

- What are you doing, big sis?
- Me and my boyfriend here are just playing cards!

Next he wanders into his older brother's room, to find his brother having sex with his girlfriend.

- What are you up to, Big Johnny?
- I'm just having a quick game of cards with my missus!

Finally he enters the bathroom, where his uncle is busy having a wank.

- I suppose you're playing cards, as well, like all the others?
- That's right, son, yes, I'm playing cards.
- Don't you need a partner?
- Look, son, when you've got a hand as good as this, you don't need a partner!
 
2 packet of crisps walking down the road

a man stops and says would you like a lift

"no thanks" they replied... "we're walkers"

You told this joke almost exactly a week before. Post 118.

Now that's what you call a shit memory.
 
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