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How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

deano88 said:
Wtf is a mooncup? Can't see many people telling the truth in this thread no one would believe you if you said it was anything over 7.5 inches.

and to the guy who doesn't like going down on girls your defo missing out pal I fookin love it! Not something for drunken one night stands tho as I unfortunately found out once.

could not get that copper/metal taste out my mouth for ages. Nasty
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You wouldnt love it after a mooncup ;), and for 100th time i never said i disliked it, oir gae an opinion on it i dont think (though it doesnt outright appeal to me the way at all getting my dick sucked does, probs cause i havnt experienced it), I just said that i'd never done it, and was that odd. I have now ascertained via my famed detective skills, that yes, it is very odd and quite unusual.

Aye MDB, if i were gonna try knock one out it would take at least an hour and would be a full-bodied workout, with no garuntee of release and if no release than another 300% frustration, i just cannae be arsed with it. Though its frustrating as fuck.

Why'd you get yerself mutilated crackhead?
 
I couldn't imagine getting stitches in my (imaginary) knob. Fucking hell was bad enough in arms and hands. Yeargh.

Not to make you feel worse or owt
 
Yeah, ow. You poor thing. :(

snolly said:
I'd tip the whole thing over myself tryng to get it out but apparently they're quite popular and I assume called moon cups cos of some association with the moon on a woman's cycle or just some weird feminist/lycanthrope association I am currently unaware of.

Debated buying one.
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Nah, they're really easy to use, handy to have in emergencies but I don't use mine all the time.
 
Possibly one to put in the Amazon cart then! Can't be worse than tampons I guess
 
my penis is smaller than ever, at 52 it has really shrunk, or has my belly gotten bigger? both really!
 
i think its true that being skinny and flat stomached makes your dick look bigger, having some weight on your gut and thighs and stuff does make it look smaller. Shaving your pubes also makes it look much bigger. That fad didnt last too long though, just one summer, it allways itched like hell and left a bad shaving rash, so i cant be arsed being so vain any more, but am getting this belly of mine smaller is gradually and steadily improving. I can now comfortably wear trousers that were bursting at the button before, so that feels good. The main thing ive done is almost completely stop eating deserts and chocaolate soft caramel bars. During the height of my opi use, i would be filling my shopping basket with crap like that as i got severe munchies for sweet stuff. Its not a huge belly, but there is a couple more inches of fat to pinch than i would like. Need to do a bit more walking and cycling, that should help. Once fat starts depositing itself there its fucking hard to get rid of it. Its like your body thinks it needs it, and whenever ive lost it (say after 5 days on pv for example) it just comes straight back, which is so fucking annoying.
 
I do all that whenever I can be arsed. But not often. Nair it all job's a good un, bit of a mess tho. And apparently not meant to be used on genitals. Always intend to let it grow back to post-pubescent but not 70s porno levels but often forget to shave after it grows back. And it's effort.

Obviously not my balls and cock tho.
 
Chemo has given me the hairless genital region that I last had as a child. Must say though that am quite enjoying having a totally bald ballbag, smooth as silk and just as fine.
 
Been shaving balls for few years now used to itch like fuck at first when it starts to grow back but u get used to it. the pubes only get lil trim tho don't go totaly bald on the upper bit.

couldn't imagine being hairy again down there now.
 
I do it once in a while, more when i'm shaginng someone reguarly as you get 100x better blowjobs with shaven knoc (dunno why it took me a while to make that connection but it did lol)
 
Kronos said:
I do it once in a while, more when i'm shaginng someone reguarly as you get 100x better blowjobs with shaven knoc (dunno why it took me a while to make that connection but it did lol)
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true that, and no matter how many times I go over the beast with a razor there's always that one stray hair near the bell end that I always miss
 
Wow, I just stumbled into this thread by accident. Are we really having a literal dick measuring contest here? What a great final post before calling it a night. Packin' with enough to get the job done, all that needs to be said. Unless I'm on a nice cocaine bender then the damn thing shrivels right the hell up and takes forever to stand to attention when saluted. Most annoying thing ever, coke makes me hornier than a three balled cat but takes forever to, ya know....
 
deano88 said:
Been shaving balls for few years now used to itch like fuck at first when it starts to grow back but u get used to it. the pubes only get lil trim tho don't go totaly bald on the upper bit.

couldn't imagine being hairy again down there now.
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the hairs help keep it all warm and cosy down there in the winter. I'll probably go for a brazillian or something when it starts to warm up a bit more. I'll leave it to your imaginations which cacti it most closely resembled. One of the plants has quite a nice angle to it. But i dont have the collection of 7 baby bollocks sprouting arounds its base, nor do i have a peni with an apparently secondary growth growing right on top of it. That would have me featured in medical text books i reckon. Showing off my freaky dick to a load of medical students, that would have been strangely pleasing.

 
I honestly can't remember posting this. It's a good size estimate though. haha.
 
Cactuses are a classic phallic symbol, i wonder what it means if a woman or man is big on cacti :? Freud would have probably read something into that. :sus:

Doesnt my windowsill look so clean and shiny 8o It's only because when i water my cacti there's allways spillage and i have to mop it up with towells cleaning up afterwards.
 
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