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How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

Shambles said:
Truespeak. Liespeak.
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Lol, did you mean that shaving your pubes because it makes it look bigger is a lie, or that the duration of my pube shaving fad was a lie ? i guess it depends how long term you consider a fad to be as to whether it lasted too long or not. Relative to the amount of years ive had pubes, the time i spent shaving them off / trimming them was a small proportion.

I blame David Beckham and the 'metrosexualisation' of men that supposedly occured about 10-15 years ago. No i dont have a manbag, ie handbag for men,the extent of my male grooming now consists of shaving my eyebrows where they would otherwise meet in the middle, and removing excessively visible nasal hair, either by plucking which hurts like fuck or snipping with nail scissors which needs a bit of care and attention so as not to stab your nasal membranes. Those 'special' nose shavers dont work. Ah the joys of reaching middle age.

At one stage i didnt like body hair, but cant be bothered with all the faff any more as im not in very good shape atm so whats the fucking point anyway. :\:sus::D
 
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My penis is just about the same size as Mrs Amanitadines vag...it really is a perfect fit. It's like they were made for each other....and they both shrink and swell and stretch to fit. Strange things these Homo sapiens and xx xy stuff...
 
amanitadine said:
My penis is just about the same size as Mrs Amanitadines vag...it really is a perfect fit. It's like they were made for each other....and they both shrink and swell and stretch to fit. Strange things these Homo sapiens and xx xy stuff...
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This is similar to what I tell my mother (yes I know...) and various other people when they ask why lesbians use dildos and don't just want cock. 'It's not shaped like a cock, it's shaped like the inside of my vagina'. Usually I am wearing flannel and in the middle of a feminist march (best time of year for it) when explaining this, but it's seriously a good way to explain.

Except I tend to like cock too once in a blue moon, just women are better at it, mostly ;)
 
I can believe women are better at it....men tend to get a little punch thrusty down there, oblivious to all but their silly scepter.....

Guilty as charged I will admit sometimes...but also I do love me some munchin, and the mrs loves the receiving, so it is a square deal in the end....or an oblong vag shaped deal I should say! :D
 
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Yeah haha I was going to comment on your first sentence in my last post, men can get a bit thrust-happy and getting your cervix rammed repeatedly is horrific :D Mind some people are into all that; I had a friend who would whip her sex toys out after a bottle or two of lambrini and she basically had a set up that was like a gynaecologist's table. Ow.


I'd be the same if I was a bloke.

I do love the munchin', if they're pulling the hair or trying to break your nose with their pubic bone, don't really like it being done to me tho, for some reason.
 
I don't know, dicksizing seems to be a speciality over there. I'm so hardcore I take 2g of MD and only had 2 seizures! Herp derp.
 
Shambles said:
Am not good at testosterone. Actually asked my GP to check my levels a few years back cos I really don't get the whole manly man thing. Turns out I'm slap bang in the middle of average. Quelle surprise. Surprised me anyway.
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=D

SproutOnSmack said:
I don't know, dicksizing seems to be a speciality over there. I'm so hardcore I take 2g of MD and only had 2 seizures! Herp derp.
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Sounds like just the place for eadd's resident dicksizer Senhor Brimz
 
I've never measured my cock but it's probably just average size in terms of length.
Ting is tho, it's the strongest and widest dick ever. Have fun.
 
this thread reminds me of that clip from ali g film where he asks god for one wish to get a couple more inches and god says "no ali 11 is enough for any man"

edit: here it is

 
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Fellas should practice a bit of dicklifting really. Good for the pelvic floor which means good for ba-doinginess and good for stamina and control. A properly strong pelvic floor should be able to lift a wet towel via the medium of a stiffy. Apparently. I tried a dry towel once and think I've got a goodly way to go. Might just about manage a dry flannel 8)
 
Shambles said:
Fellas should practice a bit of dicklifting really. Good for the pelvic floor which means good for ba-doinginess and good for stamina and control. A properly strong pelvic floor should be able to lift a wet towel via the medium of a stiffy. Apparently. I tried a dry towel once and think I've got a goodly way to go. Might just about manage a dry flannel 8)
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My night is sorted then...
 
There is a female equivalent involving egg-shaped thingies with attached weights.



Skip to ~1:30 to get to the demonstration. She has taken things a bit further than the average gal is likely too, mind. Bonus vids on world's biggest cock on the recommended vidz too.

Weights are not really necessary for gals anyway. Just standard Kegel exercises work a treat. One of my exes had a bit of a party piece where she could squish a todger right out and there was no way on Earth you'd get it back in without her vaginal permission. Was really quite impressive. Although obviously not as much fun as more selective control =D
 
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