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How big is your penis? (Also, if you're a female how deep is your vag?)

7 inches hard and thick enough to pleasure and skinny enough that I have never been turned down anal sex. Its not a porn penis but I have never had a complaint.
 
"I'm a grower not a shower". Apart from this being true, it's also a line that's served me well in drugged up situations when i'm about to get it on with some fine / or not so fine of late young female. They may look down and wander what the fuck are you gonna do for me with that tooth pick. Swarm, replies "fear not sweetness for when i ultimately manange to convince the judge to make his presence known all shall be good as gold while the two of us shall bone "

p.s my first and last attempt at rhyming / poetry in this or any other circumstance.
 
^ya i'm overweight and my dick looks smaller because i have a pad of fat at the base. probably half an inch plus less than when i was thin.
it's the same size of course, if i push it back and measure it it measures the same.
 
7 inches on a top form day. Grew up through school thinking it was small because lads at school made out like 9-10" was the average size lol porn didn't help. Nor did accidentally seeing my step dads freak of nature rolling pin.

Fucking love my cock now.
 
VAC said:
... lads at school made out like 9-10" was the average size lol porn didn't help.
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Agreed on both counts. Particularly the former issue. Didn't seem to matter how much in the minority "those boys" were, lawdy di they lawd it over the rest of us :!

Not in nice, hetero-friendly ways either. I kinda wonder if - in hindsight - they realise quite what they did on a twice-thrice weekly basis back then.

(just to make it clear, i mainly refer to waggling said "rolling pins" barely an inch from one's nose whilst pointing and laughing hysterically at whatever lay a coupla foot below)

(perhaps a lil beyond that in some cases, "those boys" really were kinda freakish in hindsight 8o)
 
Bloody hell, what kind of school did you go to? I can honestly say that I've never had a penis waggled in my face. Maybe I'm missing out. :D
 
This particular school would be a C of E middle school in the north-east Midlands (ish). Was really a very common thing. Same school where the PE/Games teacher would have no qualms in stripping a boy naked and dragging him into the shower and giving him a good scrub down. Or indeed launch kids across the changing rooms horizontally. I'm fairly sure this was all pretty standard stuff for schools in the mid-80s. I think there's been several clear-outs of iffy staff and rather a lot of H&S-type legislation that probably cuts out a lot of the more extreme stuff.

Same boy also used to like wapping it out and pissing up the road. Not in the road, up the road as he walked. Any excuse to get it out and waggle it about really. Frankly, can't say I blame him cos at that age I'd've been a very happy bunny with a todger of such epic proportions.
 
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