The worse one would be when you are talking to someone of the opposite sex and some asshole says "men help the men, women help the women."
Total cock block. If I am not doing drugs I sure as hell wanna get my dick wet.
Wow...lame. Probably just trying to give themselves better chances with the girls. I can just picture some middle aged, NA obsessed creeper who pulls off cock blocks like that on younger dudes who are new and chatting up some young lass. Then later on he is pulling the girl aside and asking her to have some creepy 1 on 1 meeting in his apartment after feeding the girl a line of BS about how he sees a lot of good in her and something about her being different than others, yada yada....kinda sounds like the beginning of some CSI:SVU episode, where they find out the guy is responsible for like 8 girls who went missing.
Ugh, yeah I can't tell you how many chics I've slept with I met in meetings. Hah.
Really? I might have to try hitting up a meeting or 2. You make these meetings sound a lot more reasonable to attend.
One of the more comically disturbing things I've ever seen was the run on the coffee pots when we'd have a "on unit" AA meeting at the rehab I went to.
Most the time they'd stock the floor with half decaf or decaf, but for the meetings it was the real shit. Or so they said.
When they'd roll the coffee cart in there would be a crush of people descending on it. Literally a mobs worth of people cutting in front of and/or gently pushing each other. Anything for a slight buzz.
Definitely one of those moments where you realize your life has changed and you have crossed over into addict territory. I was right there with them.
The mental image of this is too funny for some reason. I can must picture some person who is so desperate they just grab a burning hot pot (or "carafe" to the social elite) of coffee and just pouring it in their mouth while it spills all over their face and body.
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