Holy crap, not going to be around tonite, I just seen I got my first training shift at the Fire Station. I'm a bit pissed, I was planning on going climbing (I oughta check my gmail account more regular) and now I gotta get my ass to some two-horse town in Ohio. Getting a flight at this time is going to be a whole world of pain in the butt. Why the heck have they scheduled training for 6pm? Dickwads.
On the upside, I'm an Emergency Medical Technician which is motherfucking awesome! Just the sort of work I was looking for. The shift pattern is strange-ass though, most days we have three EMTs on, but just one today

Oh, I see, there's always five medical personnel, EMTs and Medics, today we have 1 EMT and 4 medics, other days 3 EMTs and 2 medics. That's retarded, surely they need the same number of medics each day, unless they know up front how serious shit's gonna get... some lame-ass seniority bullshit, most likely.
I'll email the boss, ask the dumb bitch what she was thinking, and I'll text the poor schmuck in Ohio who's got the same name as me, he might wanna go climbing.