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EADD - Spanking the monkey / self gratification / special weird stuff ?

joe90 said:
Dr Marmalade.
Remember Dr Ruth on American chat shows in the 80's? Now she would
Put you off sex for life she was like
an unused wookey extra from star wars.Dr marmalade has got some
Verbal Viagra though wink wink nod
Nod :)
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her accent did her a disservice tho! way too Germanic/Freudian to be sexy.
wireless headphones & lights off & you'd be in wookey heaven ;p


Bluebell said:
Just for those young uns who dont know who Dr Ruth is, this sweet little old lady used to give sex tips:D She says she wants it this big!!
Westheimer-Ruth.jpg
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she's about 3ft 4 tho! ^^ in relative terms that probably equates to 12inches of Jblazing glory ;p ... I eventually saw that 'legend' btw .... in visual terms it wasn't bad :o ... I'm not educated on the whole Jblazing saga/persona tho, so that's strictly based on one picture and doesn't include thoughts about the owner
 
I refuse to enter any more text on this forum with my iphone.It puts capitals where you dont want them and it spaces things wrong and it predicts stupid words.Rant over
Ps thanks Bell for explaining my out of date 80's humour.Ill post you over that Falcon Crest DVD you asked for.:D
I was trying to use reference jokes to my nephews at xmas and they were having none of it.Im officially past it.Might as well throw away My L.A. gear runners now.
 
I believe you my missus works in a hospital and some of the "sex injuries" stories she tells me at times you couldn't make them up there so mad. Its a mad world ! Rugz!!
 
Masturbation Habits

As MDB correctly points out this deserves a thread of its own.

So, sometimes I like to press and rub the soles of my feet together. I do love feet though, usually ladies not my own.

I don't think I do anything else particularly odd. Sometimes I like to do it as quietly and with as little movement as possible, this tends to produce the most intense results.
 
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Fucking stimulants, inducing compulsive responding to every thread!

Not making me wank mind.

I tense my calves aggressively to the point of cramp all the way through the deed
 
Pushing together legs/thighs. Have heard from women that do this as well. Presuming it pushes blood into the areas where there are nerve endings, but that's utter conjecture.
 
I often wake up in the morning while I'm in the middle of doing that ^. Feels great.
 
Ok imma be honest... do not have a clue if any other male ever does this...

But if I am having a wank... I often like to press down on my penis... like my dick is facing up (erection) towards my face area... and I like to push the head of it just down... just so it creates force... I dunno why but it feels extremely nice.... A little hard to explain... but i'm sure no1 wants an demonstration? :p
 
Hangover said:
Ok imma be honest... do not have a clue if any other male ever does this...

But if I am having a wank... I often like to press down on my penis... like my dick is facing up (erection) towards my face area... and I like to push the head of it just down... just so it creates force... I dunno why but it feels extremely nice.... A little hard to explain... but i'm sure no1 wants an demonstration? :p
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You are not alone. I actually always wanted to know if anyone else did that. Also works if you push it flat down on your stomach. </creepy man-to-man sexual tips>

class-a-team said:
Are you people able to do anything without telling a bunch of randomers about it online?
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Is a bunch of anons not the best place to divulge the shit you're not sure if you can talk about in real life? hahaha.
 
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