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Username 2picnic
Password pinto99
 
I repeat. This thread needs more PV.

NSFW:
RqCkm.jpg
 
43 and still strangling kojak (yes nicked from the viz profanasaurus or whatever it's called)

Wanking is healthy,relieves stress,no emotional attachments and can be very fucking enjoyable.

I have been in a long term relationship and do have children whom i love dearly,but the 'honeymoon phase'with my partner
fizzled out years ago NOT MARRIED EITHER. So to keep on her good side,rather than waste time and money chasing birds....................I wank! I think it's got to the point where i'm gonna have to get some cialis to keep madam happy. I do sort of love her,i just wanna always be there for my kids,and don't want any bitterness.






(i've had a few sly fucks,ok.)
 
Yes,that age when you discover other uses for a penis. Tying two pillows together moulding a 'gash' and riding the fucking thing like theres no tomorrow. Mid teens i bought a pair of black nylon stockings got home stripped put on stockings and wanked. To this day i still do not understand why i did that. I have once and once only stuck the handle end of a screwdriver up my ass and well....wanked.

NO CUNT INCLUDING ME IS EVER GONNA STICK ANYTHING UP MY ASS AGAIN.
 
^
Oh man I have this bad image in my head now of blue man in black tights with hole ripped out the arse...noooo!

Or did you have suspenders on?
 
Hold ups. Image is even worse now haha did they not pull your thigh hair off when removing? Or did you wax first?
 
ADs have put paid to my sex drive so I can't remember the last time I bothered, I save what of got for the real thing;)
 
I thought i was going to be the first "deviant" to come out of the woodwork but someone has beaten me to it lol (no puns intended)

Mephedrone has taken the edge off wanking for me. It used to enduce sheer desire in me and make the whole process of searching for and finding images or clips that would make you go "cwoargh" or "wow beautiful" very exciting and immersive, Well nearly every image would have this effect on Mephedrone. Spending hours spinning things out and building up a new collection until finally deciding thats enough lets go for it now...

Now without Mephedrone wanking is nowhere near as fun or exciting....PV isnt the same for me in this regard....although it does have some effects on desire at certain points of the ride

Cant even be bothered to try any more most days anymore, guess this might be a natural turn of events for someone at my age (post 40) just that Mephedrone made these things happen rather suddenly.....
 
mydrugbuddy said:
I thought i was going to be the first "deviant" to come out of the woodwork but someone has beaten me to it lol (no puns intended)

Mephedrone has taken the edge off wanking for me. It used to enduce sheer desire in me and make the whole process of searching for and finding images or clips that would make you go "cwoargh" or "wow beautiful" very exciting and immersive, Well nearly every image would have this effect on Mephedrone. Spending hours spinning things out and building up a new collection until finally deciding thats enough lets go for it now...

Now without Mephedrone wanking is nowhere near as fun or exciting....PV isnt the same for me in this regard....although it does have some effects on desire at certain points of the ride

Cant even be bothered to try any more most days anymore, guess this might be a natural turn of events for someone at my age (post 40) just that Mephedrone made these things happen rather suddenly.....
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aahh good old meph wanks.I found when i spurted ,it shot out like a Pete North special. Google him. Landing on a black nut rag made it look even more impressive.
 
scrooloose said:
aahh good old meph wanks.I found when i spurted ,it shot out like a Pete North special. Google him. Landing on a black nut rag made it look even more impressive.
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Yeah i already know all about Peter North.....

I used to go in for the images on Deviant Art in a big way, all those Goths, dominatrixes, fishnets, naughty nuns and other fetishistic things really did it for me on Mephedrone.

http://angelwhore-wild.deviantart.c...28?q=gallery:Angelwhore-Wild randomize:1&qo=1

etc
 
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