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EADD - Spanking the monkey / self gratification / special weird stuff ?

The Japanese wank egg deserves a mention in this thread:

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Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkP0TdtZUfA
 
Wow I bet that was madness. I am so glad that I never got caught, I bet that is the most awkward position someone could be in.
 
Peter Sutcliffe used to wear a green v-neck upside down over his legs so his cock and balls hung over the V, then while he was stabbing a corpse he would unzip and be flogging himself with his other hand.

That probably takes the biscuit.
 
You won't believe this, but I took great delight in explaining those very facts in polite company the other week.

Sutcliffe... what a guy.
 
Early last year I chased my ex-girlfriend down a busy street at chucking out time, shouting "what did Sutcliffe ever do to harm you?". It was probably our most romantic moment.
 
I've been following this thread and I tried to Wiki "Sutcliffe" but Wiki is down due to the United States government (and perhaps others; I don't know) trying to put restrictions on the internet. No websites from out of the country for one thing, which would mean no more Bluelight.

I'm pissed. I wrote to my state and federal representatives. I wonder what will happen.

Oh well. Carry on. I <3 wankers.
 
tell me more ptch. if i am wrong i would like to know it. are you for the legislation on the interwebbzz?

never mind. pm me because we are #off-topic.

let the wanking commence.
 
ugly said:
tell me more ptch. if i am wrong i would like to know it. are you for the legislation on the interwebbzz?

never mind. pm me because we are #off-topic.

let the wanking commence.
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SOPA & PIPA I think the two things are called, google it. They are essentially copyright/anti-piracy laws that go too far, hence the protests (Wiki blackout etc). There's nothing in it that says people in the US won't be able to view foreign websites lol & I have no idea where you have got that from as it's a mile-out. Not saying that I agree with these pieces of legislation/laws/whatever, just that what you said specifically is incorrect. No point in a PM as I don't know anymore about the subject & don't really care too much about it to go researching it.
 
On page 3 and no mention of panty sniffing, wanking outdoors, on a bus.....come on guys we'eveall done it......................gets coat
 
I have some brilliant wanking stories but unfortunately most people who know me IRL know them and I get para about people I know reading this board.

I had seven wanks in one day in November without having taken any drugs apart from a bit of weed. I'm in my 30s so I think that's good going. Two of them were within 45 minutes of each other. Work deadlines are my MDPV.
 
jancrow said:
I had seven wanks in one day in November without having taken any drugs apart from a bit of weed. I'm in my 30s so I think that's good going. Two of them were within 45 minutes of each other. Work deadlines are my MDPV.
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That's an average Saturday around here. Oh for the days when a shitfty one in the morning tided you over.
 
I once wanked while driving, I would not recommend this, as you are placing your own life and the lives of others at risk...for a wank
 
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