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Gibberings : CXXXV: There ain't no party like a PV party

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Mendo_K said:
Police in sweden are hunting a man who was caught on CCTV having sex with a bicycle. A hooded stranger punctures a tyre then masturbates as it deflates police in the city of Osterlund are probing a possible link to a similar string of crimes that occurred in the area back in 2007.

Meanwhile, the bike's owner Per Edstrom insists he doesn't hold any grudges - he just wants the mystery man to leave his beloved bike alone.
He said: "I am not scared of him, just irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.
"This man is probably completely harmless - bicycles are just his thing."
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lol
 
I never cease to be amazed at the very specific fetishes some people have.
 
Morning luvvers! So I had `that` interview yesterday. I just got a call this morning with a job offer. I'm bouncing off the walls! Didn't sleep a wink last night. The universe has been good to me lately.
 
Marmalade said:
Live tweeting from the Guardian, of Ian Brady giving evidence during his mental health tribunal today ... to determine whether he can be transfered to another jail.

I've been following it for the last few days, and fuck me he's made some very salient and rational points refuting the evidence given against him yesterday by all the shrinks and psychologists who don't want him moved.


a couple of pieces from the guardian so far regarding the trial
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I'd be inclined not to give him anything he wants until he reveals where the bodies are. But thats just my human relatiation tendency, not really based in logic.
 
Urbain said:
Morning luvvers! So I had `that` interview yesterday. I just got a call this morning with a job offer. I'm bouncing off the walls! Didn't sleep a wink last night. The universe has been good to me lately.
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Whenever I read stuff like that it gives me a small feeling that one day soon I will be in that situation too.

Fair play & I hope it works out for you.
:)
 
Marmalade said:
Nice one Urb, do we get to know who your job is with, or have I missed that part?
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Thanks marmz. I wouldn't want to name them on here, just in case they do any searches. Although I think most people in EADD know who it is. Think, large online retailer..
 
Congrats, sounds like a decent gig.

God it's too fucking hot today. Thought I was gonna pass out on the way home, was a stupid fucker and left my citalopram at home when I came back here to pack, so that's not helping. Really need to find a way to manage my medication because this is getting to be a piss take.
 
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I want one of those to scare the fuck out of my housemates soooo badly
 
Urbain said:
Thanks marmz. I wouldn't want to name them on here, just in case they do any searches. Although I think most people in EADD know who it is. Think, large online retailer.
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*Oi! I'm still in bed too!*
 
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Mendo_K said:
Police in sweden are hunting a man who was caught on CCTV having sex with a bicycle. A hooded stranger punctures a tyre then masturbates as it deflates police in the city of Osterlund are probing a possible link to a similar string of crimes that occurred in the area back in 2007.

Meanwhile, the bike's owner Per Edstrom insists he doesn't hold any grudges - he just wants the mystery man to leave his beloved bike alone.
He said: "I am not scared of him, just irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.
"This man is probably completely harmless - bicycles are just his thing."
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On a similar tip - Danish police seeking man who repeatedly masturbated on a women’s saddle & Scottish man sentenced to three years’ probation after being caught having sex with his own bike.

It's a weird world out there... =D
 
Ceres said:
you can print it off here http://billybob884.deviantart.com/art/Headcrab-Mask-PePaKuRa-Files-163872563 if you're handy with glue and scissors.
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Well that's my day sorted :D I am a complete infant when it comes to using craft-y stuff but that'd still be even more terrifying than the Prince Philip mask which scared the shit out of houseguests for much of last year

edit: my god a wet t shirt round your neck is the nicest thing when it's warm and you've got self inflicted withdrawals and back ache. soooo good. housemate just came in and complained cos he woke up on his sofa with a pizza on him and no memory of even buying it. I'm so proud <3
 
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For real. I'm working on getting my ex to make tiny ones for her kids for when I get home at the end of the week. They'd love 'em! Tho be a bit baffled, little man only has eyes for Skyrim (I had to explain Pokemon and Sonic to him) and mini-ex-missus is one and so has no idea what games are at all

edit: hearing a four year old going 'Mummy you're over-encumbered!' is hilariously adorable
 
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