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2013 PGA tour thread v. Strike a pose, Lefty

Fuck that, majors are awesome. I went to the PGA Championship a couple years ago when that twitchy faggot Keegan Bradley won. hot chicks everywhere, beer flowing like water and a pretty rowdy crowd. plus, following david feherty and making fun of him was hysterical. we also ate a massive amount of ganja food and giggled our faces off. i love going to golf tournaments.
 
i'm about 70% sure i'm going to the president's cup @ Dublin,oh

let the tiger fags grind his balls, while I get choice viewing for people who are not black
 
i used to go to the bellsouth/at&t classic every year. not a ton of huge names, so the crowds were never bad. there's a driveable par 4 on that course, so i'd sit next to the green, watching them go for it, and pound beer in the sun all day.

FedEx Championship is pretty fun too. didn't go last year, but i'll probably go this year. the best part about that golf course is that it's located in the middle of the fucking ghetto. i love it there.
 
posting for Sergio saying he will have Tiger over after every round of the US Open and serve fried chicken
 
a comment like that was lame 16 years ago when zoeller made it and it's lame today. there's no place in sports for hate like this.

if sergio wants to make a statement in tigers face, he should do it by beating him on the course.

alasdair
 
tiger is a bad dude

he has a half brother that has like MLS or some other kind of shitty disease and tiger refuses to help him out

he deserves whatever hate he gets, and if I was him I wouldn't give a fuck what anyone says or thinks, cause i'm fucking tiger woods

i'm visiting my friend outside Dayton,oh, right next to d1 hoops powerhouse wright state and am about ready to play my first ever links style golf course

my friend kind of sucks, he better not ruin this for me
 
most issues are easily resolved when you can doublethink.

if you think tw is uncharitable, or a loser because he won't help his family, then say so. but making a lame racist joke at his expense just makes sergio look like the petty idiot.

which course are you playing?

alasdair
 
when I first read it, I thought he was mocking fuzzy
then the dummie goes and admits he did not hear of it

if he had any brain, he would have said he was mocking fuzzy in his 'apology' to somewhat cover his ass v now he is fucked

tiger is not an asshole
he is a guy who was raised and taught to do one thing, and he is the best to ever do it
the thing he was not taught, was life, so he has to learn as he goes
those are the types that make great fathers
Ill bet his kids will be able to fuck like champs
 
I played a course called the national links

sounds generic, but a google search shows that's the only course with that name

it was my favorite course of the 50+ courses I've played, the greens were perfect, nobody was in front of us all round, the grass was fucking awesome, I played well until it rained, fucked with my game, I might actually cop out and buy rain gloves, tommy gainey style

playing a nice course outside cinci tomorrow before a cubs/reds game, can't wait
 
sergio is the easiest target ever. does this make him look dumb? yes.

but what makes him look really dumb is his constant crying and melting on and off the course.

he's a pussy. which makes the comment that much funnier.

lighten up, ali.
 
Tiger is only half black anyway Sergio should only have to write half an apology
 
shimazu said:
Tiger is only half black anyway Sergio should only have to write half an apology
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Didn't the Asians pick Tiger up in the 2003 Racial Draft from chappels show? Shoulda made some Rick Berry type comments like the slanty super man or watermelon smile wilt.
 
So was it the Jews or the blacks that drafted him? I know they traded OJ and Condaleeza but my memory is fuzzy. Lol chappels show is the reason I use some many racial slurs, I have no doubts about it.
 
i'm soaked in pre-cum in anticipation about playing tomorrow

i'll be playing the concord monster course outside montecello, NY, an hour and a half drive

thanks to golf now i'll be paying just $25, the normal rate would be $70

the course has a rating of 75.3, and is 7000 yards, from the whites

i'll be happy to break 100
-9 holes have water
-only 3 par 4s are under 400 yards
-long par 3s that all require carry over water

I guess if I shoot over a 100 I can say I got finger'd?
first time I get to play with my dad all year, almost wish it was just me and him, but my usual partner will be joining us
Owner Ray Parker issued a challenge to architect Joe Finger. Parker wanted the most difficult course in the country, one that could host a tour stop and provide a difficult test to the world's top players. Finger succeeded too well to lure the professionals, reputedly intimidated by the ungodly length and ubiquitous water hazards. When the course opened in 1963, only Spyglass Hill had a higher course rating in the United States. Nevertheless, coupled with the white-glove resort treatment of its guests, the course was an instant hit with the playing public, eager to test their skills and see if the Monster was truly deserving of its reputation. To this day, most players return to their homes humbled by the layout, but loving the experience.
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