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There Is Actually A Road There Named "Elm Street." For Goodness' Sake!

Oh Wait, Yeah, You Do.

Janet, We Have A Problem.

Addicts are generally more incorrigible.

Life's got to be at least, what, 50% tragedy?

On What? To Be Purr-fectly Honest, I'm Not Entirely Sure. But It's Good. And I Don't Care Enough To Submit A Sample For Free Testing, Either. :/

For Having Sex With Each Other.
I Don't Care If They Are Gay Or Straight.
That's ABSURD.

What's The Worst Thing That Could Happen?
Do You THINK I Care?

Doesn't Mean We Can't Have FUN!
Isn't That What All Girls Want??

Pretty Much The Biggest Debate Ever.

Aqui (a key)

Wherever I AM.

High, High!

If You Ain't Rolling BYPASS.

Seen @ El Centro Bar en Redneck, Greece GA 2002 AD: "Fuck Armageddon. This Is Hell."

Which Part Of The TRUTH Do You NOT Want To Believe? Justify Your Answer.

What does that mean, really? I dunno, but one thing I constantly am aware of is that I'm the center of THIS solar system. Also, there is a HUGE comet barreling towards us from the oort cloud that will make the next 12 years something special to remember, possibly ad infinitum or, even D.A.R.E. say ad nauseum! You betcha. Why? Because I L.O.V.E. comets! Traditionally, they are HIGHLY feared by the usual VMVEMJSUP&P's (a mnemonic device for Vroom! My Very Excited Mother Just Sat Upon Needles & Pins p H-balanced; Vulcan Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Ouranos Neptune Pluto Pan-Horus; don't get it? Try HARD3R!). These people see things the others don't fathom, but they ARE part of this solar system. Why? Because, if they weren't, they wouldn't COME back. Of course, Halley's comet was great, but if you've ever been to a surprise nuclear bombing rave party from here to katmandu and timbuktu and really haven't been too sure what's going on anywhere else lately, you may want to give psychopharmalogical neuromodulation of consciousness via higher order energy another chance. This one is WAY too big to defeat, and after the unofficial where's Waldo roasting I've been put through this last last time around, well, frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

13: Monkeys.
All The Money In The World.
THOR: Ragnarok
Terminator 3: SALVATION
The Never Ending Story.
The Harry S Potter Truman Show featuring Capitol Cities & Imagine Dragons.
Yes, Actually, My Dragon Name IS Werdna!
My, Myself, & Irene.
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas.
STAR WARS: Please, Make It Stop!
The Electric Daisy Carnival.
Jason Aldean.
Kraftwerken Werken.

I WON.

I Invented Time Travel 1st.

#STELLEREX

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