Alcohol Does drinking bud light make you a homosexual? A thread

[RxVeritas]

I knew Bud Light was gay like fiteen years ago.

 

[brokedownpalace10]

 

[gordonliddy]

Source: https://www.jamaicaobserver.com/cartoon/monday-june-26-2023/

 

[ions]

So Pabst and bud light have $12 and $15 rebates.

 

[Fire&Water]

Garbage in garbage out

 

[deficiT]

I only drink the champagne of beers

 

[gordonliddy]

I only drink the champagne of beers

@deficiT does not always drink, but when he does

 

[Fire&Water]

I only drink the champagne of beers

See above

 

[TimTim1993]

Lol I'm sorry, no drinking Bud Light doesn't make you homosexual

 

[gordonliddy]

Lol I'm sorry, no drinking Bud Light doesn't make you homosexual

Glad that we cleared that up. Now....does drinking Colt -45 turn you into a chick magnet? I really need this one!!

 

[AlsoTapered]

Just holding the can appears sufficient. Think of the savings!

Is their a picture of after he drinks the beer? Does he metamorphosize into Richard Roundtree in his Shaft persona?

BTW - only Richard Roundtree is the REAL John Shaft. Remakes, tsk.

 

[TimTim1993]

Glad that we cleared that up. Now....does drinking Colt -45 turn you into a chick magnet? I really need this one!!

Maybe lol

 

[mal3volent]

Glad that we cleared that up. Now....does drinking Colt -45 turn you into a chick magnet? I really need this one!!

colt 45 + 2 zig zags = all we need

 

[Electrum1]

 

[GamallSkóli]

All i drink now is whiskey, (shaken not stirred) because the last time I drank a case of Budlight I woke up with a dick in my mouth! I don't think I sucked it though, so I'm definitely not gay. (not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[AlsoTapered]

Wow, I had to read up on what malt liquor IS. In the UK most lagers are 5% alcohol or so, some of the Belgian beers are 9% alcohol, or more in some cases.

Now I know why my US friend fell asleep after 2 pints of Hoegaaden Grand Cru (8.5% alcohol). I thought he was just tired... or I had bored him to sleep but now I realize I should have warned him. It doesn't taste strong and I always put a slice of lemon in it. I guess he didn't know that it was quite potent.

 

[someguyontheinternet]

Bud light does make you gay that's why I only drink steel reserve

 

[AlsoTapered]

Steel Reserve - OK.

Try Snake Venom - 67.5% alcohol but it's a lager.

I can only presume it extinguishes all sexual urges, makes you go blind and likely much worse.

Fun though -you CAN apply a match and it will burn. Not a hazard one associates with lagers, generally speaking.

 

[someguyontheinternet]

That's not lager that's just liquor

 

[gordonliddy]

Wow, I had to read up on what malt liquor IS.

Malt liquor is good for cooking with, Governor. It's cheaper than butter, for example.

Now I know why my US friend fell asleep after 2 pints of Hoegaaden Grand Cru (8.5% alcohol).

You could probably drink me under the table. But honstley? I fear the Irish.