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You're too high when...

+ Someone is taking a photo of you.. but you never knew it even happened.

+ You're at one of your long awaited favorite nights out having a blast.. wait no.. you're in a taxi sourrounded by strange beings.. wait no they're your friends.

+ You are dribbling.

+ You ask someone at what point did i acquire a new peice of clothing?

EDIT: oh wait was this just cannabis? aha *bows head*
 
you wonder why the fuck your lips are burned cause you were so high when you reached the end of your cone and you just keep on smoking totally tranced out.
or you take a toke from the wrong side.
Happened at least twice.
 
brainslookfunny said:
^ ill have four, no, six, no eight regular tacos. I mean, eight sets of two regular tacos for a dollar. 2 jr bacon cheeseburgers for a dollar, two 99 cent chicken sandwiches, a jumbo jack with no onions, and a large water

placing that order took four minutes, and there's still three people in the car trying to figure out what combination of dollar priced shit they want

I worked at Jack in the Box, and we hated people like us!
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oh fuck man, wait till the high wears off and the wave of nausea kicks in. All the fun of meeting your food a second time =)....
 
i hate hate hate overeating on weed. its something i did too often when i first started smoking, now i can control it. usually.
 
sometimes i get a moment of 'clearness' and want all the fairys back in my room, cause they were sexually arousing me so i had the boner of my lifetime. Waking up with your gf besides you, punching holes in the air and yelling FUCK OF YOU BLOODY COCKTEASE is priceless as well, had lots of explaining to do that night, cause you were humping her leg...
I'd rather kepp it to myself what happened that night also ;)

But that was on MDMA and Weed. That is when the most obscure things tend to happen to me.
 
when all you can manage to do is curl up in a ball, close your eyes, and smile while you feel the room spin around.
 
tyler_fitz said:
when all you can manage to do is curl up in a ball, close your eyes, and smile while you feel the room spin around.
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Yup, shit I've been there. All you can think is, "Oh fuck, too high. Shit."
 
When you can't finish one conversation, because you keep branching off into a new one every thirty seconds.

When you ask people where the world has gone. Or claim you could "really go for a Furby right now" (courtesy of jon & strawbs)

When you suddenly ask where someone's gone, an hour after they went home.

When you pass out in the shower for over an hour, then yell at it for not being warm.

The thought of trying to roll another J almost negates the thought of smoking it.

When a couple of hot girls start talking to you, but all you can think is "Oh shit, they're gonna know I'm high, fuck, it's really obvious, they're gonna know, shit, balls, they can totally tell I'm high, oh god this is awful, they'll totally hate me, fuck shit, I wish they'd just leave me alone." Only you're in a coffeshop in Amsterdam, sharing their joint.

When looking in the mirror results in you staring at it, watching your reflection as you walk past. For over ten minutes. Or just laugh uncontrollably at your reflection.

When every little thing you own goes missing, only to turn up in your jakcet. Of course, this is after you've torn the place apart in a panic.
 
chris_159 said:
When you ask people where the world has gone. Or claim you could "really go for a Furby right now" (courtesy of jon & strawbs)
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Lol. that made me laugh...

When they are rolling a joint and you are too busy spinning around the room hallucinating to smoke it.
 
When you go up 4 stairs upper than the one u live in ( amnesia suckzzzz)
 
wen everyone is asking what are we doing... what are we doing and everyones bored and you smoke a blunt and then you can sit in silence for an hour before everyone asks wat ur doing again
 
ghcheech said:
wen everyone is asking what are we doing... what are we doing and everyones bored and you smoke a blunt and then you can sit in silence for an hour before everyone asks wat ur doing again
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That seriously happens everytime we get high and have no plans.
 
ghcheech said:
wen everyone is asking what are we doing... what are we doing and everyones bored and you smoke a blunt and then you can sit in silence for an hour before everyone asks wat ur doing again
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at leats its something compared to nothing...but than again its still doing nothing...lol

~GH~
 
^^ LOL

When you start singing to your sponge whilst doing dishes.

Asking for a chocolate mushroom instead of a chocolate muffin in the school's cafeteria - and the caf guy laughing shamelessly.

Microphoning the joint.

You forget you smoked a joint, and begin rolling another one.

When you invite friends over whilst trying to make lipton chicken noodle soup - the one you simmer for 10 minutes? Hmm.. forgetting about said soup until AFTER the huge blunt we sat down, rolled and smoked. . half an hour later coming to the soup. . and noticing the lack of broth and abundance of macaroni-sized noodles.. and still eating it.

When you finish eating hash brownies, you suggest a bowl.. and fall getting up to find the bong.

When you could swear you're still stoned the next morning.

When you realize you were still smoking this morning, about two hours ago, and have only woken up now, neck crooked, wedged on your couch. And smoke again.

Oh man, I can't explain how many memories this thread brought back.. being the stoner I am, I'm struggling to remember the stories after the initial memory. Good times!
 
You know you're fucking high when you forget that you've just forgot to say an ULTRA IMPORTANT THING.
 
massiveinminiature said:
I'm a total shite coz NEE GANGHA sorted myself until recently and I must say it is incredibly GOOD QUALITY!!!!!!

LOTS of LOVE

M 'n' M xxxxxxxxxxxx
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I laughed so hard at this. The problem is I understand what this person is saying.
Sort of.

Using the Force to finish the joint.
 
u know ur too high when.......

u stand infront of Kinko's in the winter and beatbox
im not saying any names *cough* france*cough*
 
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