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saucy2040 said:
i dont smoke anymore but when i used too, i knew i was too high along with everyone else, when id be talking to about 5 or 6 people about something, and i jus stop in the middle of a sentence to try and remember what i was talkin about, and while im sittin there saying " ummm. . . . uhh. . . .wait. . . ." no one else tries to help me out, they jus sit there lookin at me waiting for me to remember, until i jus say fuck it, and light a cigarette.

ahhh fuck i miss those times. never again though :(
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hahahah yeah i get that all the time man. Ill be talking to someone(s) about something and then ill finish saying a word of a sentence and my mind will just go blank and ill be like ''erm.. what was i just saying?'' i either will be told what it was and continue or we will both be so blazed we BOTH forget and we just laugh and smoke some more bud =D
 
You sit in front of a mates door and forget to knock, then wonder what the hell is taking him so long to answer the door.

You check your watch after an intense music listening session and discover that 2 hours have passed.
 
When you see a picture of an octopus and can't stop imagining what it would feel like to be swallowed by one... wtf..
 
Jack-Bandit said:
Or when you freak out cause suddenly something feels weird. For like 20 minutes I was convinced that I unhinged my jaw or fucked up my mouth somehow.
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I get that body-paranoia soooooo bad on amph's. especially on the come down.

and some one said something about repeatedly stopping mid-sentence and not ever remembering what it was you were gonna say, that one's benzo's for me.

Jake1er said:
when you spend 20 minutes watching the channel that was on when you turned on the t.v. even when its complete bullshit
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possibly one of my favorite effects of marijuana.
roommate finally comes in and asks "why they fuck are you watching public access?," and the only answer you can come up with is "what? i am? what? what is this? oh oh, yea, uhhh... i don't know; guess i just kind of forgot tv even involved channels." It's because that green makes you content with damn near any situation, as long as you have snacks and a comfy seat.

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i'm sure in this long ass thread it has already been said, but really you are too high when: no matter how much you smoke, you just can't get any higher... and that is when real drugs start to come into the picture. When pot looses its ability to make you content, there is always pot+(xanax, valium, percs, hydros, etc.). not a gateway-drug my ass. but really, i suppose any good drug is a gateway-drug. If it's good, and you are not a robot, eventually you are gonna start wondering what else is good? better? best?
 
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you hold your cat trying to get it stoned...and don't realize its scratching you until your shirt turns red...

someone else has to point out the bong juice running down your chin
 
scattered_raver said:
you hold your cat trying to get it stoned...and don't realize its scratching you until your shirt turns red...

someone else has to point out the bong juice running down your chin
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jeez that sounds like quite an interesting situation..8o
 
scattered_raver said:
you hold your cat trying to get it stoned...and don't realize its scratching you until your shirt turns red...
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Don't DO that... that's terrible! Dude doesn't want to get high, don't make him. You wouldn't blow smoke in your kid's face, would you?

One of my cats runs and hides, the other comes and lets me blow smoke at him. The dog doesn't care either way. But I certainly don't force them to get high.
 
When you read a page in this thread and re-read it and dont know until the last post when you just remember lauging at the same shit, and ask yourself why you remember now.
 
the other day after a nice smoke sesh we go into my friends basement and sit on his couch. Now everyone is simply to lazy to turn on the tv so after ten minutes of staring at the black screen in complete silence a friend of mine asks us to change the channel...

This same kid once asked us if his eyes were bleeding after some heavy smoking.
 
when the only thing that comes out of ur mouth is "oh my god.. im so fucking high" and then nonstop laughter
 
Ahh shit, this thread is awesome, brought up a lot of memories. :D

Anyway, you know you're too high when...

When you think it's a brilliant idea to pay the pizza man 18.75.... In pennies.

When you're telling your friends that your laptop is made of paper.

When you're at an out of control party... Reading a book. =D
 
A friend of mine was explaining to everyone who would listen (and some who wouldn't) how he'd figured out how The Muppet Show works
 
apparently kermit is actually a small puppet but is closer to the camera than all the other actors, giving the illusion that he is larger. When he needs to interact with objects/people they use a seperate set of arm (big ones) which are further back with the actual objects, only you cant tell because the end of the arms (shoulder end) is behind kermit, making it look like he is touching real sized things even though he is a small puppet.

obviously
 
miamiroller said:
when you start twitching uncontrollably and start getting mini spasms and start feeling wierd shit all over your body and not having a good time lol. everything is good in moderation but when you pass it- it's no fun.
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I can relate to that...I use opiates to settle me down ;)

You know you're too high when the TV show you are watching is obviously staged/or fake.
 
there is one mini carrot left in a bowl after you and your gf were eating them but your still on the your first one. Everytime you go to pick it up and eat it you miss your mouth and she picks it up and puts it back in the bowl before you notice you dropped it and go to get another one which was the same one u been trying to eat for the last 30 mintues.

edit: i dont kno how im gonna ever gain weight smoking when i cant ever get the food in my mouth when im high
 
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