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You're too high when...

when you start twitching uncontrollably and start getting mini spasms and start feeling wierd shit all over your body and not having a good time lol. everything is good in moderation but when you pass it- it's no fun.
 
Link_S said:
You order a pizza, but cant be bothered going to the door to collect it :P
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Or you forget about it and then freak out for a minute wondering WHO is knocking at your door and if they can smell the nefariousness of your actions. Then you freak that it is the police. You peep out, see them and think, "Yep. That's a smoker." And smile REALLY big at them as you pay for your pizza.
 
Modern Age Shaman said:
When your in the middle of a conversation with a friend and the perfect song comes on so you close your eyes and just trance out. Snapping out of it minutes later and just continue your conversation like nothing happened. Most of the time my friends dont even notice...
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Haha, im guilty of multiple accounts of this.

One time I smoked before school and after homeroom i just couldn't get to 1st period, i kept getting off on the wrong floors on the wrong ends of the halls (My School is pretty big).
 
When you are too high to do anything but lay on the floor in the bathroom....in a guy's dorm...
 
Jack-Bandit said:
When I'm about to roll out I always check my pockets to make sure I have everything, so I do a checklist.
Phone, keys, wallet, pot, grinder, bowl, ipod.
Only my memory Is so shitty I forget which things I checked halfway through the list, so I do the checklist 5 more times but still am not sure if i have everything.
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LOL GET OUT OF MY HEAD
 
When every time you get messed up with friends you end up with their lighter in you pocket no matter what you do.
 
Lol Pillthrill, I'm notorious for stealing lighters (accidently, of course :P). Oddly, I notice it'ss always the girls that forget about their lighters than guys.

You know you're too high when you throw in random words in the middle of your sentence like 'India' and no one even notices/cares.
 
You take what should be a 20 minute drive home and drive around the area you live in for 4 hours because you can't remember where you left your house.

Hella Folklife festival.
 
When you drive to blockbuster to rent a movie which should take about ten minutes but drive about 2 hours into a completely different state, not only to become aware of where you actually are - but end up getting completely bummed out that there isn't a blockbuster there.
 
You suddenly, in the middle of a sentence, start talking Norwegian to your English friends and you don't understand why the fuck they're just laughing at you.
 
you're too high when you have no idea when you went to bed the night before or what you were doing...although that's pretty much the weekend norm for me.

other than that...it's been a LONG time since i've been too high....i miss those days
 
andwhatifshedoes said:
You try to say the word "pharmaceutical" but instead you say: "PHARMACALOGICAL"....

Yep, I could be the president.
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Hah, this one made me laugh :P
 
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