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You're too high when...

When peoples noses and ears remain the same size, while the rest of the earth seems to be getting very far away and small looking.
 
When you and you're band decide to switch instruments and are confused as to why you cannot play (or remember the song).
 
your crusing too fast down the moterway with feds on the right lane at the same speed watching you and your singing to a cd and puffing on a joint with no seatbelt on 8(
 
You stand on the railroad tracks at night watching the pretty light come closer.

You wait for the stop sign to turn green.
 
When you don't give a fuck that your skinnin' up on the highway.

When you eat food straight from a can.

When your idea of a day out consists of goin to the local shop and back...haha.

Lame I know, but I tried =(
 
Rated E said:
You see music when you close your eyes.

Wait, that's the right amount of high there
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nice! That was one of my favorite side effects from smoking pot. ;)
 
You are really stoned, have the munchies bad but you can't be motivated to move at all and get food from the fridge downstairs.

You improvise foods for the munchies with stuff you find lying around the house like dipping tortilla chips into strawberry yogurt.

When you lose something out of your pockets and you go to find it and it's not there and then later you just find it randomly.

When your vision gets all choppy/pixelated like you're playing DOOM 1 or 2 on a 25mhz computer with low framerate that is slow.
 
when you swear you rolled a j and sat it down for 1 second and then it was ABSOLUTELY no where to be found.... i searched for that mofo for half an hour before i found my cat curled up on my bed munching on it O_o
 
LuGoJ said:
You know your are too high when you develop what i like to call "Deep Pockets Syndrome". In other words, searching endlessly for a key that you know is in your pocket somewhere
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HAHAHA YES
 
when you and a friend go into a bar high as hell, and after waiting at the bar for 20 minutes, wander why you still havent been served a drink, only to realise you were both standing 2 meters away from the bar talking
 
when you're asking everyone for a lighter so you can toke and you're holding it..... <.<

and someone i know once said "You know youre stoned when you cant move your eyes right or left because it tickles your brain too much." =')
 
hehe one of my mates got really stoned one night at a party and in the middle of the lounge room in front of everyone he proceeded to unzip and piss on an indoor plant...
 
You drop over two hundred pounds of chili on the ground, all the while just thinking "Oh fuck, im fucking high."
 
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