Your favourite ever insult?

[Ismene2]

Someone was told to fuck off and he said "Are you talking to me? Or do you still think you are talking to your mother?"

 

[December Flower]

Newest insult is: Oktoberfest bill / Wies'n Rechnung

53 € for half a duck.

 

[fastandbulbous]

"Fuck the duck until exploded": sort of sums up how ducks breed. I had my two nieces down the riverside park and there were some ducks mating. They displayed some distress as to what was happening, so I said "let's go and get some ice cream". What I was actually thinking was "I don't care if I teach biology, this is for your mother to deal with!"

 

[Ismene2]

Just reading about the Alex belfield trial - he's some pain in the arse stalker who was bothering Jeremy Vine. Belfield represented himself in court and one of his questions to Jeremy was "Can you tell me the true meaning of the word "cunt" Mr Vine"?

 

[Tranced]

I used to wind a Polish lad up at work because I printed a list of common polish insults, translated.

It ranged from "you piece of cemetry clothes" to "plisda" which means "cunt" or "you may think you're a believer but you just dont try".

 

[stardust10]

Kurwa (my polish friends go-to insult lol)
You've got a face like a well-skelped arse
Get it up ye

 

[matt<3ketamine]

'your the cum your mum should've swallowed' has always stuck with me as a banger of an insult

 

[Tranced]

"He's hung like a cat"

I used this on @F.U.B.A.R. once and is response was along the lines of "ooofff". Invented here.

 

[acieed_ed]

Ucme was ing Joey Diaz and sux elephant dicks

 

[Ismene2]

This is good - "fat daftie" must be offensive in scotland

 

[Tranced]

Once I was flyering for my mates house night in town and we all had a street each to do each door in posh auld/student Jesmond in Newcastle.

I was standing sorting the flyers when a car came to a stop and the window slowly rolled down before I heard a raji/charver/chav exquisitly issue the line "Excuse me mate, is it true you fingered a baby?", followed by the bunch of them and me all absolutelycreasing up in laughter and them rapidly speeding off in their Ford Fiesta.

It was a beautiful moment in English history.

 

[yubacity]

My friend is British-Indian. He sent me this.. Those Punjabis get very creative with their insults

Punjabi Swearing	English Translation
Kuti	Bitch
Haramjada	Bastard
Pra-chodh	Brother fucker
Theri ma di bingi lund	Your mother's crooked pussy
Maachaud	Motherfucker
Bund maar	In the ass
Lulla choop	Suck dick
Bhander	Monkey
Behsharam	Without shame
Sai da lora	Tramp's dick
Lund	Dick
Aake mere desi bund chaat	Kiss my brown ass
Doodi	Tit
Mera Lund Choong	Suck My Dick
Panh Chod	Sister Fucker
Tutti	Shit
Khoosura	Hermaphrodite
Theri maa di fuddi	Your mom's pussy
Phudee	Pussy
Tuttay	Balls
Mai Teri Phudee Marna	I'm going to fuck you
Teri phan nu laan maranh	I'm going fuck your sister
Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich	Shove your dick in your mum
Mumm aye	Breasts
Rundi	Slut
Jaa baa dee pudi choop	Go and suck your mother's pussy
Kunjarie	Slag
Umerica de kutia mera lan choos	Suck my cock, you American bitches
Tere maa mera phani chat de	Your mom is licking my cum
Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi	Cauliflower grows in your mom's dick
Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich	Your crooked dick is in your mom's smelly ass
Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley	It takes ten dollars to fuck your grandmother
Kutiey, moo vich pala	Bitch, put it in your mouth
Mere tuttay choosla	Suck my balls
Mai teri bund marna	I'll fuck you in the ass
Gaandu	Gay
Mai teri pudi choosna	I'm going to suck your pussy
Mai teri pudi paan sitna	I'm going to tear your pussy apart
Kutiey, there baap kohn ah?	Bitch, who's your daddy?
Tu kuti rami	You bastard bitch
Bacara ge bun mar, tu rami	Go fuck a sheep you bastard
Kuti	Bitch
Rami	Bastard
Motty rami	Fat bastard (to female)
Motta rami	Fat bastard (to male)
Tu kuti	You bitch
Kuti ka bacha	Son of a bitch
Tu kuti ka bacha	You son of a bitch
Asi tattai malkai sogi	I am rubbing my balls and sleeping
Tuare booth pan chate hai?	Do you want your face broken?
Keerian Teri Maa Di Phudi Vich Varjaan	May ants infest your mother's pussy
Tera peh thenoo picheyo kush karda hunda	Your dad gives you pleasure from behind
Budh	Fart
Tuki kalay kutay kahn	May black dogs eat you
Tari mao ni pudhi mara	Bang your mother's pussy
Tari bay na sirr	Your mum's head
Taray tu-aich lan charsa	I'll stick a cock in your arse
Pudhi-yawan-naya	Pussy fucker
Taray pyo ki undi balsa	I'll bend your dad over
Teri Maa Dey Cholay Chanka eh	Shake your moma's tits
Chusa mini tuwa	Suck My Ass
Tere ma di Gili kaachi	Your mama's wet panties
Teri maa kay phudday main mera Lun	My dick in your mother's pussy
Tuwadee Bundh witche lundh pawaa	I will dress my cock in your arse
Thotho	Dick
Mere tatte chung	Suck my balls
Tere ma mere kuthi si	Your mom was my bitch
Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf kar	Brush your teeth with my dick
Teri gaand mein kabootar da pankh	A birds feather up your ass
Chua chodh	Mouse fucker
Chhola	Clitoris
Gand paar dya ga	I will blast your ass
Powser	A Big, loose, smelly, oily fanny
Teri ma nu bandhari al lagyaa!	Fucked your mum like a monkey!
Behsharam	Shameless
Mutmarr	Masturbate
Kusra	Tranny (transvestite)
Ghandu	Faggot
Tere bap ki gand	Your dad's ass
Pudhi mari si ratthi?	Did you fuck some pussy last night?
Teri ma dee gundi gatchi	Your mom's dirty underwear
Teri maa da taison	Your mother's open vagina
Mai tairee mah di phudee gilee kardinda	I make your mother's pussy wet
Cunjar	Pimp
Bhain di lun	Sister's dick
Ja chod maar	Fuck off
Bhens ki aulaad	Son of a buffalo
Kukkri-chod	Chicken-shagger
Madarchod	Motherfucker
Lanlanina	Cocksucker
Tare mo neh cuss kappe	I will cut the vaginal flaps of your mother
Mein teri maa te pushab karda han	I'm piss on your mom
Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh	Go bend your mom over and screw her
Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley	Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them
Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vich	I'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass
Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan!	Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs
Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di hai	Your mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick
Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod	You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.
Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de.	Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.
Twari maa di choot wich bengan pawa	I'm gonna put an aubergine in your mum's pussy
Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja	Go and sleep in your mother's pussy
Teri bund dukh dhi ya?	Why is your ass hurting?
Pooprah	Condom
Teri maa di naas	Your mum's pussy
Lunn te char	Sit on a dick
Kakkhar da kada	Rotten
Boo da kujja	Smelly
Boo da boja	Smelly
Bamarian da bokk	Diseased
Vamadoola	Weirdo
Tuttay ferd mere	Grab my balls
Ay teemi boond dey vich lehndi	That woman takes it in the ass
Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badboo	Your mum has stinky sweaty tits
Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayen	Your mum has a stinky, fishy fanny.
Main teri maa di buund mardi ah	I'm slapping your mum's bumhole
Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya?	Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending?
Pan da putar	Sister's child
Teri paan di lund	Your sister's dick
Cussi	Fanny
Teri ma	Yo momma
Kutea di be	Dog's child

LOLso many of our punjabi swear words think u missed tere ma da shola translates to your mothers clit
Or tere ma de phuddi mare tatay bann ke translation i fucked your moms pussy after tying my ball bags

 

[nznity]

Hodenkaiser (lit. "emperor of ballsacks")
Oaschzipfe (lit. "butt-penis")
Ogsoachte Brunzkachl (lit. "filthy old woman you pee on")
Pfannakuacha (lit. "pan cake")
Schoaßblodern (lit. "fart blister")
Kniabisler (lit. "someone who hits their own knees while taking a piss")
Freibierlätschn (lit. "someone who has a face like they only drink free beer")
Asphaltschwoibn (lit. "asphalt swallow(the bird)"/ means "whore")
Bockfozngsicht (lit. "someone with a face you just want to slap")
Dschamsterer (lit. "a man who gets bossed around by women")

and my favourite Breznsoiza (lit. "someone who puts the salt on pretzels as a profession")

Germans are weird...

 

[acieed_ed]

This is good - "fat daftie" must be offensive in scotland

That clip is crap....too repetitive. Get tae fuck baw jaws ya fucking roaster

 

[yubacity]

My old mans favorite insult to me bhenchod amli which means sister fucker junkie

 

[December Flower]

Germans are weird...

Hey only we can use that word! We're Bavs

 

[acieed_ed]

Hey only we can use that word! We're Bavs

What is your signature? The formula to opening portal's or something

 

[December Flower]

What is your signature? The formula to opening portal's or something

just quoting a dragon wizard that's too lazy to speak in words

 

[matt<3ketamine]

My old mans favorite insult to me bhenchod amli which means sister fucker junkie

wow, how did he find out about that? and how did he know about the drugs too?

 

[matt<3ketamine]

"Fuck the duck until exploded": sort of sums up how ducks breed. I had my two nieces down the riverside park and there were some ducks mating. They displayed some distress as to what was happening, so I said "let's go and get some ice cream". What I was actually thinking was "I don't care if I teach biology, this is for your mother to deal with!"

do you get PTSD when you see a corkscrew wine opener too now aswell?