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Your favourite ever insult?
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December Flower
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Newest insult is: Oktoberfest bill / Wies'n Rechnung
53 € for half a duck.
53 € for half a duck.
fastandbulbous
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"Fuck the duck until exploded": sort of sums up how ducks breed. I had my two nieces down the riverside park and there were some ducks mating. They displayed some distress as to what was happening, so I said "let's go and get some ice cream". What I was actually thinking was "I don't care if I teach biology, this is for your mother to deal with!" 
Just reading about the Alex belfield trial - he's some pain in the arse stalker who was bothering Jeremy Vine. Belfield represented himself in court and one of his questions to Jeremy was "Can you tell me the true meaning of the word "cunt" Mr Vine"?
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I used to wind a Polish lad up at work because I printed a list of common polish insults, translated.
It ranged from "you piece of cemetry clothes" to "plisda" which means "cunt" or "you may think you're a believer but you just dont try".
It ranged from "you piece of cemetry clothes" to "plisda" which means "cunt" or "you may think you're a believer but you just dont try".
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Kurwa (my polish friends go-to insult lol)
You've got a face like a well-skelped arse
Get it up ye
You've got a face like a well-skelped arse
Get it up ye
matt<3ketamine
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'your the cum your mum should've swallowed' has always stuck with me as a banger of an insult
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"He's hung like a cat"
I used this on @F.U.B.A.R. once and is response was along the lines of "ooofff". Invented here.
I used this on @F.U.B.A.R. once and is response was along the lines of "ooofff". Invented here.
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Once I was flyering for my mates house night in town and we all had a street each to do each door in posh auld/student Jesmond in Newcastle.
I was standing sorting the flyers when a car came to a stop and the window slowly rolled down before I heard a raji/charver/chav exquisitly issue the line "Excuse me mate, is it true you fingered a baby?", followed by the bunch of them and me all absolutelycreasing up in laughter and them rapidly speeding off in their Ford Fiesta.
It was a beautiful moment in English history.
I was standing sorting the flyers when a car came to a stop and the window slowly rolled down before I heard a raji/charver/chav exquisitly issue the line "Excuse me mate, is it true you fingered a baby?", followed by the bunch of them and me all absolutelycreasing up in laughter and them rapidly speeding off in their Ford Fiesta.
It was a beautiful moment in English history.
LOLso many of our punjabi swear words think u missed tere ma da shola translates to your mothers clitMy friend is British-Indian. He sent me this.. Those Punjabis get very creative with their insults
Punjabi Swearing English Translation Kuti Bitch Haramjada Bastard Pra-chodh Brother fucker Theri ma di bingi lund Your mother's crooked pussy Maachaud Motherfucker Bund maar In the ass Lulla choop Suck dick Bhander Monkey Behsharam Without shame Sai da lora Tramp's dick Lund Dick Aake mere desi bund chaat Kiss my brown ass Doodi Tit Mera Lund Choong Suck My Dick Panh Chod Sister Fucker Tutti Shit Khoosura Hermaphrodite Theri maa di fuddi Your mom's pussy Phudee Pussy Tuttay Balls Mai Teri Phudee Marna I'm going to fuck you Teri phan nu laan maranh I'm going fuck your sister Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich Shove your dick in your mum Mumm aye Breasts Rundi Slut Jaa baa dee pudi choop Go and suck your mother's pussy Kunjarie Slag Umerica de kutia mera lan choos Suck my cock, you American bitches Tere maa mera phani chat de Your mom is licking my cum Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi Cauliflower grows in your mom's dick Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich Your crooked dick is in your mom's smelly ass Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley It takes ten dollars to fuck your grandmother Kutiey, moo vich pala Bitch, put it in your mouth Mere tuttay choosla Suck my balls Mai teri bund marna I'll fuck you in the ass Gaandu Gay Mai teri pudi choosna I'm going to suck your pussy Mai teri pudi paan sitna I'm going to tear your pussy apart Kutiey, there baap kohn ah? Bitch, who's your daddy? Tu kuti rami You bastard bitch Bacara ge bun mar, tu rami Go fuck a sheep you bastard Kuti Bitch Rami Bastard Motty rami Fat bastard (to female) Motta rami Fat bastard (to male) Tu kuti You bitch Kuti ka bacha Son of a bitch Tu kuti ka bacha You son of a bitch Asi tattai malkai sogi I am rubbing my balls and sleeping Tuare booth pan chate hai? Do you want your face broken? Keerian Teri Maa Di Phudi Vich Varjaan May ants infest your mother's pussy Tera peh thenoo picheyo kush karda hunda Your dad gives you pleasure from behind Budh Fart Tuki kalay kutay kahn May black dogs eat you Tari mao ni pudhi mara Bang your mother's pussy Tari bay na sirr Your mum's head Taray tu-aich lan charsa I'll stick a cock in your arse Pudhi-yawan-naya Pussy fucker Taray pyo ki undi balsa I'll bend your dad over Teri Maa Dey Cholay Chanka eh Shake your moma's tits Chusa mini tuwa Suck My Ass Tere ma di Gili kaachi Your mama's wet panties Teri maa kay phudday main mera Lun My dick in your mother's pussy Tuwadee Bundh witche lundh pawaa I will dress my cock in your arse Thotho Dick Mere tatte chung Suck my balls Tere ma mere kuthi si Your mom was my bitch Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf kar Brush your teeth with my dick Teri gaand mein kabootar da pankh A birds feather up your ass Chua chodh Mouse fucker Chhola Clitoris Gand paar dya ga I will blast your ass Powser A Big, loose, smelly, oily fanny Teri ma nu bandhari al lagyaa! Fucked your mum like a monkey! Behsharam Shameless Mutmarr Masturbate Kusra Tranny (transvestite) Ghandu Faggot Tere bap ki gand Your dad's ass Pudhi mari si ratthi? Did you fuck some pussy last night? Teri ma dee gundi gatchi Your mom's dirty underwear Teri maa da taison Your mother's open vagina Mai tairee mah di phudee gilee kardinda I make your mother's pussy wet Cunjar Pimp Bhain di lun Sister's dick Ja chod maar Fuck off Bhens ki aulaad Son of a buffalo Kukkri-chod Chicken-shagger Madarchod Motherfucker Lanlanina Cocksucker Tare mo neh cuss kappe I will cut the vaginal flaps of your mother Mein teri maa te pushab karda han I'm piss on your mom Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh Go bend your mom over and screw her Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vich I'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan! Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di hai Your mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls. Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de. Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck. Twari maa di choot wich bengan pawa I'm gonna put an aubergine in your mum's pussy Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja Go and sleep in your mother's pussy Teri bund dukh dhi ya? Why is your ass hurting? Pooprah Condom Teri maa di naas Your mum's pussy Lunn te char Sit on a dick Kakkhar da kada Rotten Boo da kujja Smelly Boo da boja Smelly Bamarian da bokk Diseased Vamadoola Weirdo Tuttay ferd mere Grab my balls Ay teemi boond dey vich lehndi That woman takes it in the ass Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badboo Your mum has stinky sweaty tits Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayen Your mum has a stinky, fishy fanny. Main teri maa di buund mardi ah I'm slapping your mum's bumhole Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya? Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending? Pan da putar Sister's child Teri paan di lund Your sister's dick Cussi Fanny Teri ma Yo momma Kutea di be Dog's child
Or tere ma de phuddi mare tatay bann ke translation i fucked your moms pussy after tying my ball bags
Germans are weird...
That clip is crap....too repetitive. Get tae fuck baw jaws ya fucking roaster
December Flower
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Hey only we can use that word! We're Bavs
What is your signature? The formula to opening portal's or somethingHey only we can use that word! We're Bavs
December Flower
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just quoting a dragon wizard that's too lazy to speak in wordsWhat is your signature? The formula to opening portal's or something
matt<3ketamine
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wow, how did he find out about that? and how did he know about the drugs too?
matt<3ketamine
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do you get PTSD when you see a corkscrew wine opener too now aswell?"Fuck the duck until exploded": sort of sums up how ducks breed. I had my two nieces down the riverside park and there were some ducks mating. They displayed some distress as to what was happening, so I said "let's go and get some ice cream". What I was actually thinking was "I don't care if I teach biology, this is for your mother to deal with!"