You Right Now...V2

[F.U.B.A.R.]

He has fucked Angelina Jolie..

Who hasn't?

 

[consumer]

Ok. What about Will Smith?

 

[Bella Figura]

Bill Cosby imo

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Hang on, I'm a fuckin W.A.S.P. and proud of it, ok? Don't be giving me your Will Smith's or Bill Cosbys. Besides, Bill Cosby's a fuckin perv...

 

[consumer]

Cheech Marin?

 

[Bella Figura]

Ghost of Jimmy Saville?

 

[consumer]

Oh i know! Eddy Izzard ?

 

[consumer]

Julian Clary

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Meh. Fuck all of yez...

 

[consumer]

Justin Bieber?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I know, how about Alan Rickman? He'd do me justice. Shame he's dead, but that's probably not a bad thing...

 

[Bella Figura]

Ricky Martin imo

 

[consumer]

Charlie Sheen. He has the sex and drugs part down

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Charlie Sheen. He has the sex and drugs part down

Pah! He's a fuckin lightweight

I want Oliver Reed!

 

[consumer]

Shaun Ryder?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Shaun Ryder?

Fuck, you've just read my mind again.

I was just about to say Shaun Ryder, and Bez. Together, they would make a better job of portraying my life than I have ever done. Plus they're still alive, which is a bonus i suppose.

 

[ordinary mind]

Goddamn I had not factored being this hungover into today's plans.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Goddamn I had not factored being this hungover into today's plans.

If you're hungover, you're not trying hard enuff. Mornin' OM, finally out of your wank pit are you?

 

[consumer]

Right. Shaun Ryder it is. Bez can play Stee. I was going to suggest Shane McGowan if Shaun got knocked back

 

[consumer]

Shhh OM. We is discussing the film version of The Adventures of FUBAR. Please go and add something to the tale.