You Right Now...V2

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Right. Shaun Ryder it is. Bez can play Stee. I was going to suggest Shane McGowan if Shaun got knocked back

I think Bez would be good as Stee. I don't think Shane McGowan could play me though, he's got better teeth..

 

[consumer]

Well he does now but we would just have to get him pissed and into a fight and that would be sorted

 

[consumer]

Dylan Moran for Don Luigi

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

How about you call the film 'Bluelighting'? The better sequel to Trainspotting. It could be a fuckin blockbuster mate. We just need to decide on which actors are going to portray you lot. Suggestions?

 

[consumer]

Nick Cave for me i think.

 

[consumer]

Who is going to play the homeless toothless bum?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

That'll do, he's an ugly cunt

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Who is going to play the homeless toothless bum?

Not a problem. I'll just drag something out of my cellar...

 

[consumer]

Shayne McGowan in drag as Evey

 

[consumer]

Hulk Hogan as Big G

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Shayne McGowan in drag as Evey

He doesn't need to be in drag, surely?

 

[consumer]

He doesn't need to be in drag, surely?

Well..maybe just die his hair pink and not shave.

I have just read the whole thing. Its pretty fucking funny.

 

[ordinary mind]

Well..maybe just die his hair pink and not shave.

Lol harsh but too funny.

Out my wank pit and had a couple of sneeky hair of the dog beverages, feeling marginally better but I think getting some breakfast in me without spewing is going to be difficult so I'm trading the usual bacon roll for a small orange. Think the ket must have compounded the problem, because I didn't drink too much by my standards. Going for a walk and lunch out with the parents, jam with a mate and then out for a big one tonight and really I just feel like going back to bed. Gonna be a struggle.

 

[consumer]

Go add something to the FUBAR story. We need to flesh it out so Danny Boyle will take on the project

 

[consumer]

Bacon and egg rolls are the cure you need. An acidic orange will make you spew imho

 

[Don Luigi]

I agree.

A big plate of mashed praties will also sort you right out.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

No its all wrong fucking youtube just keeps trying to turn me gay. cunts

Sounds like it's fuckin working Kingo. Sort yersen out man!

 

[ordinary mind]

I actually started cooking bacon but ended up dumping it as the thought of trying to force it down was making me feel super nauseated. Hopefully my appetite will return in time for lunch, so I can get my dosage of grease then.

I'll add to the FUBAR adventure in a bit, don't want to read about too much depravity and bodily fluids just yet...

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Dylan Moran for Don Luigi

Excellent choice. I don't know why, but that's how I picture Don.

 

[consumer]

The dude that plays Harry Potter for OM