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You might be a junkie if...

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If everyday you are tempted to pawn your xbox 360 at least 50 times a day, as well as everything else in your room.
 
If your on bluelight while a anti-drug commerical comes on

You laugh at the anti drug commercial because you're high.

When you turn on every light in the house and leave them on, even when you do somehow sleep. Because if you see your own shadow you will hallucinate that there is an army of shadow people with simi-automatic weapons out to get you. <~~ Actually happened XD. It's funny now, but scary at the time.
 
...i'm tweaked out of my mind right now and everything seems super interesting, and for some reason I just happen to be typing and more things to say keep popping up into my head but i keep forgetting previous good thoughts so i'm going off track and my messages are incomplete at the same time.

lol.
A good way to represent that you're tweaked out on the internet.
Example:

..i'mtweakedoutofmymindrightnowandeverythingseemssuperinterestingandfor somereasonIjusthappentobetypingandmorethingstosaykeeppoppingupintomyheadbutikeepforgettingpreviousgoodthoughtssoi'mgoingofftrackandmymessagesareincompleteatthesametime.*gulps in air as if drowning*

Also, don't forget the crazy, over-dramatic hand movements.
 
you get envious of people with huge bulging veins....
all of your spoons are scorched on the bottoms....
you go to the kitchen and realize all the spoons are stashed somewhere else..

hahaha, i just recently moved to long island from florida. i had 3 spoons in my kitchen, and 16 in my room! my mom was always bitchin bout them damn spoons, i always told her i brought one with me to eat ice cream in a friends car and forgot them there, (sorry, mom)
 
you sell your psych meds (that are supposed to keep you sane) to buy dope.
you love to shower because of how big your viens get
you wake up with random bruises on your face from nodding out
you want to use your dope use as experience when applying for a phlebotomy job

eh, yeh, those are lame... sorry

no, them phlebotomy one is good. my family agrees!ill graduate top of my classs, in that shit, ;)
 
When you're so desperate to get off while in a car you use puddle water instead of waiting to get to the gas station..


I was out with a guy once who didnt know i used, he lived in a dorm at USF where the bathrooms are stalls. i flushed the thoilet 3 times and all of a sudden the water wa water ish looking.groosssss but true
 
you might be a junkie if you have to bend your spoons a little to eat cereal

you go to get gas and you see the diesel sign... and you think about getting high
 
you might be a junkie if your heart starts racing everytime you go to your pain management doc

im always running out before my refill, so my monthly appt is very much anticipated. i get so excited that they think i have a high blood pressure problem. today my bp was 160/80 haha
 
Spunkyskunk, This been covered extensively in here, and in the dark side, which is where your question belongs if you are lookin for advice on your own use. Im mergin with u might be a junkie if...Its up to you if you want to go ask the serious question in TDS.

Regardless of your note, you clearly lack the ability to read the other threads that are on the front page. Your thread posts 'humorous' and light hearted, and not so light hearted, signs that you are falling into addiction. the "You might be a junkie if" thread, does the exact same thing. There is no difference, wat so ever, at all between those 2 threads. Closing your thread aint a power trip, or censoring, or watever you think it is only because you asked for it not to be closed in your OP. You made a completely unoriginal thread just because you wanted to be the one to start it when there was a perfectly good thread that is right there like 10 posts down that already got lots of replies.

I am sorry if you feel like its a narcissistic power trip. I feel bad if you think thats true, cuz feeling persecuted by a internet moderator/s is a tough cross to bear. Im sure the simple fact that your thread got edited or moved in any way is me "prooving" that your theory is true and all, so sorry for fufilling your prophecy, but come on man. merging threads that ask the exact same thing aint power tripping. Its doing wat a moderator is supposed to do which is keepin the forum clean, un cluttered, and easy to navigate and find the threads you are lookin for. we dont get paid for it, it aint this super fun mental power game, IDK about everyone else but the reason I do it is because i was asked to, and since DC was the first forum I ever really enjoyed postin in and felt at home in on BL I wanted to give somethin back by using my time keepin the forum running.

Thats all. Trust me, sometimes I feel like I would much rather not be sittin, goin over the same 10 general thread topics that get posted every day, with one word changed so the OP thinks its a totally new thread and needs to exist, and then reposts it when it gets closed the first time, then spams the forum with I HAET DC MODS PRRICKS!! and threaads like that. n of course the everyday searchin, merging, and closing shit, and gettin hate mail PM's from people who got irrational amounts of anger for me when they only kno me cuz i closed their thread, which was the first post they ever made on the site and just happened to ask "Does anybody on here want to AIM me, I need a dope connect, plz help!" Or somethin stupidly obvious rule breaking like that. But i do it anyways cuz I like to help out and do somethin slightly useful for once ;).

So please dont take it to heart, you dont always kno wats going on behind the scenes or why things go they way they do, and formin your assumptions on the small amount of wat you do see is like only seein the tip of the iceberg, you dont really kno the reasons for shit and if you want a explanation you could PM me or any other mod and get answers, but just makin your conclusions from a little here and a little there, you really aint gettin the full picture of wats goin on, and it causes strange symptoms like thinkin the moderator staff is a evil freedom hating post censoring machine that closes threads for no reason at all other than cuz it causes spontaneous orgasms. (---Note: for the record , it dont. ;) )

peace
lacey

If you got any problems or questions please PM a mod or our DC admin phrozen if you feel like you cant talk to any of us for watever reason, but not here, ight? thats all im askin. :)

Yeah your right to an extent. But I didn't want to feel popular or anything for having made the thread, I was just high on speed and really wanted to make the thread. I don't remember the exact reasoning behind it.
 
if you listen to the vet talk about your dogs pain meds and youd be dancing if it wouldn't blow your cover.
 
if you listen to the vet talk about your dogs pain meds and youd be dancing if it wouldn't blow your cover.
 
you might be a junky if...

you take your pet's meds.

haha

brings back the moment I took my friend's cats valium


you might be a junkie if you read this and your thinking "fucking A I need drugs"

you might be ajunkie if you are eatting with the spoon you mixed with
 
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