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SteelCity4Life said:
you had to tell your boss you had narcolepsy cause you kept nodding off at work ... (true story)

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Ha, I actually got fired for that. Well, one of the reasons she gave me was that I was constantly nodding off...to be honest, I thought I had it pretty well under control but apparently not.

I was pretty embarrassed to hear her tell me that she watched me opening up shipments of retail and literally just "fall asleep" standing up with the razor in my hand

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when you carry one of those 99 cent boxes of q-tips from CVS in ur purse/car/pocket at all times
 
SteelCity4Life said:
you had to tell your boss you had narcolepsy cause you kept nodding off at work ... (true story)
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I lost a job for that reason. I started nodding off while I was talking to my boss, face to face!!! It was horrible. To make matters worse, I was working at a pharmacy. ;) The boss was super cool though, he didn't fire me, he just made me resign, and he's said only nice things about me when I've used him as a reference for future jobs!

notauniquesnowflake said:
You might be a junkie if you can't watch a movie like Trainspotting without fidgeting and calling the dope man.
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LOL, this also happened to me. I had been off dope and maintained and feeling great on suboxone for about 6 months, then I watched this movie with my gf, it was the first time I saw it. Towards the end of the movie, when he's kicking hard in his bed, I started to cramp up and get restless legs. I had to turn the TV off and take a small handful of ativan just to get myself to feel alright again. It was fucking horrible. It didn't make me want to score though, so I'm happy I didn't have to deal with that hurdle.


Conclusion from this thread? I'm a junkie, even though I don't use junk anymore.
 
And I just thought of one to add, but I want it in a separate post:




You might be a junkie if you laugh, call the phone number, get the urge to cop, and/or feel dopesick when you see those trucks with billboards on the side that say "1-800-GOT-JUNK?"



It turns out its a trash/junk removal service... I found that out after (prank) calling them for dope ;). I'm not sure if this company is everywhere or just in my area.
 
You might be a junkie when you call the pharmacy and have both fingers crossed in hopes you'll hear the words "Yea, it's ready" And when it's not ready you break down and cry and try and figure out how you'll pass the time till your script is ready.

I don't have that problem anymore though because i have to go pick up my scripts at the doc rather than calling in refills. I've had many days when i was on hold with the pharmacy, sitting there crossing both fingers and saying "please please please"

You might be a junkie if you are constantly looking at the calender and counting the days till your next script.

You might be a junkie if you spend hours trying to figure out an excuse to get your meds a few days early.

You might be a junkie if you can't sleep the night before refill day and you might be a junky if you are waiting at the pharmacy and it's not even open yet.

You might be a junky if you are super nice to the pharmacist and tell them you like their new hair cut or their ear rings or just sweet talk them.

Rpg
 
Yea, my work let me take FMLA because they thought I was really sick ... I used the time to go to rehab. No more nodding off at work or they really are going to fire me ...

I guess the nickname I have is fitting then, NODstradamus ...
 
You may be a junkie if

Friedman stole my thunder...I so was going to refer to shitting only once per month.
I usually leave that fucker in the toilet to show it off because it is usually over a foot long and I get quite proud of my monster turds.
Have even taken pictures of them.
8)
 
RoxiPoppyGirl said:
You might be a junkie when you call the pharmacy and have both fingers crossed in hopes you'll hear the words "Yea, it's ready" And when it's not ready you break down and cry and try and figure out how you'll pass the time till your script is ready.

You might be a junkie if you are constantly looking at the calender and counting the days till your next script.

You might be a junkie if you spend hours trying to figure out an excuse to get your meds a few days early.

You might be a junkie if you can't sleep the night before refill day and you might be a junky if you are waiting at the pharmacy and it's not even open yet.
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HOLY SHIT. THAT IS ME.
 
Mind-Melt said:
..diarrhea/constipation are normal to you.

..you say loperamide instead of immodium.
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Lauged my ass off at this.

But so fucking true though!
 
RoxiPoppyGirl said:
You might be a junkie when you call the pharmacy and have both fingers crossed in hopes you'll hear the words "Yea, it's ready" And when it's not ready you break down and cry and try and figure out how you'll pass the time till your script is ready.

I don't have that problem anymore though because i have to go pick up my scripts at the doc rather than calling in refills. I've had many days when i was on hold with the pharmacy, sitting there crossing both fingers and saying "please please please"

You might be a junkie if you are constantly looking at the calender and counting the days till your next script.

You might be a junkie if you spend hours trying to figure out an excuse to get your meds a few days early.

You might be a junkie if you can't sleep the night before refill day and you might be a junky if you are waiting at the pharmacy and it's not even open yet.

Rpg
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You also might be a junkie if a visit to the doctor feels more scary than being interviewed by Police Detectives.

:)
 
You might be a junkie if.........you get jealous of people in films/TV who have drugs or you get upset when people wash drugs down the sink/toilet. Also if watching prograns like DEA: Drug wars makes you desperate to go score
 
I guess that put a screeching halt to this thread. :\

Anyway, in the interests of putting things back the way they were before the chimp attack...

You might be a junkie if the local Walgreens, CVS, and Drug Emporium all three take the benzedrex inhalers off the shelf because they're onto your shenanigans.

Yes, that's the case where I live, although Walgreens will usually start stocking them again after a few weeks. CVS I think made a corporate decision to just quit carrying them, because I can't find them at any CVS stores, including ones in different towns.
 
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