You might be a junkie if...

[InHerOwnWrite]

^^^
that's a pretty good one. i'm reading these in a jeff foxworthy voice in my head, btw, pausing after statements for laughter from the audience.

 

[Free]

if your fridge is full of grapefruit juice, you might be a junkie

if you get nostalgic and actually enjoy puking on opiates because it hasn't happened in so long, you just might be a junkie

if you wake up every morning with your legs kicking and drenched in sweat, you might be a junkie

....if your day doesn't start until your dude gets out of work and comes to hook you up, you are a junkie.

 

[Mind-Melt]

you get jealous when you see people with pinpoint pupils.

 

[delta_9]

^^^
that's a pretty good one. i'm reading these in a jeff foxworthy voice in my head, btw, pausing after statements for laughter from the audience.

wow, that's sad as hell.

 

[*whitegirl*]

you get envious of people with huge bulging veins....
all of your spoons are scorched on the bottoms....
you go to the kitchen and realize all the spoons are stashed somewhere else..

 

[B9]

When 'creative accountants ' look horrified at your financial calculations, and you don't have a clue why!

 

[*whitegirl*]

C'mon no one can think of anymore??

 

[ToxicFerret]

you get envious of people with huge bulging veins....
all of your spoons are scorched on the bottoms....
you go to the kitchen and realize all the spoons are stashed somewhere else..

Oh god, oh GOD, it's ME!

 

[wastedwalrus]

...when you wake up in an ambulance with a needle of narcan in you, an oxygen mask on your face, and straps over your body to keep you from flopping around. Then, you don't remember what the hell happened.

That was a bad saturday afternoon

 

[SteeleyJ]

you go to the kitchen and realize all the spoons are stashed somewhere else..

lol

 

[Smurfy lee]

When your arms look like you've just been attacked by a MOB of angry cats

 

[Swerlz]

when you text me at 430am lookin for a shot, cause you're withdrawling

 

[Mind-Melt]

..diarrhea/constipation are normal to you.

..you say loperamide instead of immodium.

 

[Fried Man]

The only time you manage to sleep is in 15 minute increments ...........you might be a junkie

 

[Fried Man]

if you dream of living in afghanistan....you might be a junkie

 

[Fried Man]

if you look forward to breaking a bone...you might be a junkie

 

[VerbalTruist]

If you've ever injured yourself intentionally to get to the hospital and get opiates you might be a junkie.

You might be a junkie if you get worried phone calls from your family members saying, " we've just had a bunch of stuff stolen! What could have happened?!" And you know exactly where all of the stuff is.

 

[lolitsjohn]

wow, that's sad as hell.

Hahahah +1

 

[*whitegirl*]

You've stopped at every public bathroom in the city(to do your shit cause you can't wait to get home).....
Shit, or you got all your spoons and rigs stashed in the car.....

 

[gogonal]

You've stopped at every public bathroom in the city(to do your shit cause you can't wait to get home).....
Shit, or you got all your spoons and rigs stashed in the car.....

Or you dont have a home and by stashed in the car you mean in the backpack you live out of.