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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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Man i found 3 5mg oxycodone dog pills they give my step moms chihuahua (or whatever). they looked like slightly smaller brown methadone wafers...i eat em all. hell they were a year old.
 
igottabusket said:
Man i found 3 5mg oxycodone dog pills they give my step moms chihuahua (or whatever). they looked like slightly smaller brown methadone wafers...i eat em all. hell they were a year old.
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I found my cousins dog's old prescription and actually looked to see if it was anything good, it wasn't. ... but still *face palm*
 
^^ my buddies dog used to get wicked panic attacks when it stormed

she would get 10mg valiums

sadly i took lots of his dogs meds, id ask sometiems n he would tell me not to take too many but there were plenty of times i wouldnt ask

she would tear the shit outta furniture n shit too when she was having a panic attack n didnt gettin her valium :\
 
HighonLife said:
askin someone if they can get any dope, they say no the only person i know who used died of an OD a month ago n your mad you didnt ask sooner, say to yourself "shit" cuz it coulda worked out

n then realize your being a sociopath n offer your condolences after having thought about how the situation effects you potentially coppin


happened to me tonight at work, n after i thought about it i was like shit what a dick i am cuz it literally took me a minute before i even thought bout sayin im sorry for your loss cuz i was dissapointed
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Don't feel too guilty. When it was my fiance who just OD'd all I could think was "when are all these cops gonna get the hell out of here so I can go get more dope. I really need a fuckin shot." (I was so worried about trying to save him that I didn't bother to hide it or get it out of the house.)

HeadphonesandLSD said:
You might be a junkie if you drive 3 states over without curse control in full on oxycodone withdrawal to see your mother for the first time in years. When you get there with "the flu" your step Dad pulls up with the family dog, freshly neutered, and it takes everything in you to fight to urge of stealing the Dog's codeine pills.

I didn't take it...he needed it more than me. Also, wtf they give you codeine for chopping your balls off? That dog deserved morphine at the very least...I'd been so pissed if I were that dog. I felt bad for him too...even told my Mom she was a cruel for chopping off his nads. I understand why people do it but damn..it just ain't right! :D
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LOL I still have the pain pills from my when my dog got fixed...just in case...
 
HighonLife said:
^^ my buddies dog used to get wicked panic attacks when it stormed

she would get 10mg valiums

sadly i took lots of his dogs meds, id ask sometiems n he would tell me not to take too many but there were plenty of times i wouldnt ask

she would tear the shit outta furniture n shit too when she was having a panic attack n didnt gettin her valium :\
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You asked your buddy? Or the dog? ;)
 
I hope noone said this yet because i know for damn sure its happened to you...You might be a junkie if youre sitting at home when you do a lil too much oxy or dope, feel like you might be overdosing, but refuse to call an ambulance cuz you dont want a shot of narcan to waste your high.
 
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HeadphonesandLSD said:
You might be a junkie if you drive 3 states over without curse control in full on oxycodone withdrawal to see your mother for the first time in years. When you get there with "the flu" your step Dad pulls up with the family dog, freshly neutered, and it takes everything in you to fight to urge of stealing the Dog's codeine pills.

I didn't take it...he needed it more than me. Also, wtf they give you codeine for chopping your balls off? That dog deserved morphine at the very least...I'd been so pissed if I were that dog. I felt bad for him too...even told my Mom she was a cruel for chopping off his nads. I understand why people do it but damn..it just ain't right! :D
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Whaaat? I never remember any of my dogs coming home with a script after being neutered. Poor guy, err, dog.

HighonLife said:
^^ my buddies dog used to get wicked panic attacks when it stormed

she would get 10mg valiums

sadly i took lots of his dogs meds, id ask sometiems n he would tell me not to take too many but there were plenty of times i wouldnt ask

she would tear the shit outta furniture n shit too when she was having a panic attack n didnt gettin her valium :\
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Man what's up with animals getting dope pharms today. I'd never have thought that dogs can get this stuff. Though I did used to have a dog who took phenobarbitol for seizures, but that's not as valuable.
 
You are probably a junkie if one roll of toilet paper can last you a whole month due to opiate constipation.
 
Not only are you a junkie, but are also ghetto if you legally change you're middle name to Fentanyl! (It's a sad but very true story!!)
 
InvisibleEye said:
Haha! Junkies wearing contact lenses do it even faster!
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Im missing that one...

You might be a junkie if you tell your girlfriend it takes an hour to get home from your new job (when it really only takes 30mins) so you'll always have time to cop drugs.

or you take extra long shower/bathroom trips even when not shooting up just to stay consistent
 
U almost miss the bus to rehab cause u want that one last hit.
U n your gf are nodding at Thanksgiving dinner so y'all are told to get the fuck out n u head strait to the dope mans.
U have tattoos covering all the scars.
All your shorts have burn holes in them.
U don't leave town anymore cause its too far from your hookup.
and finally... ur living wit grandma now n tell her ur gonna use the phone in the restroom but really ur shooting speedballs.
*sigh*
 
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