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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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rx_prn said:
You might be a junkie if...

When you walk into a hospital and see everyone's IV lines & become insanely jealous because you know they're probably getting good shit.
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And you also might be a junkie if the nurse gets pissed and forces you to sleep with some silly whistle thing in your mouth (so they could hear if you were breathing) after you pushed that morphine button to it's limit.
 
Toz said:
And you also might be a junkie if the nurse gets pissed and forces you to sleep with some silly whistle thing in your mouth (so they could hear if you were breathing) after you pushed that morphine button to it's limit.
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You might be a junkie if you had to hide your excitement when the nurse gave you the morphine button :D (been there, done that)

You also might be a junkie if you get excited for surgery because you know they're going to give you good shit.
 
You might be a junkie if when your switched from manual nurse admin of hydromorphone over to the self button administration of hydromorphone, you get pissed cuz you calculate that in the long run Your getting less hydromorphone in total and who the fuck wants like (don't really remember) sub mg bumps of hydromorphone all day when you can get 2+mg shots of hydromorphone every 2 hours.

Oh back in the day when 2mg of hydromorphone IV could give you a solid rush.


You might be a junkie when your so broke that in order to consistently score H, you become the dedicated dope driver (the trip took like 1 hour 15 minutes if going the speed limit). I'd drive like 2-4 times a week, and get like two dimes each time.

You might be a junkie when they put you under for a semi-conscious surgery and you immediately engage in conversations with the anesthesiology asking about what they are injecting you with and how much. "heyyy, thaa iss fentaaaayl rightTt?, how you admining?...." ramble ramble. I got told to shut the fuck up multiple times because I was talking to much about pharmacology/drugs.
 
xstayfadedx said:
If you sold gift cards for less than what they were worth.
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I did that not because I was a junkie but because, I never had a use for some gift cards I have been given.

Cloudy said:
You might be a junkie when they put you under for a semi-conscious surgery and you immediately engage in conversations with the anesthesiology asking about what they are injecting you with and how much. "heyyy, thaa iss fentaaaayl rightTt?, how you admining?...." ramble ramble. I got told to shut the fuck up multiple times because I was talking to much about pharmacology/drugs.
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LOL when I was getting IV midazolam + IV fentanyl in the same rig for surgery, they gave me a "test shot" and I deliberately acted all agitated and upset to indicate it didn't do much so that they could truly give me a black out dosage. I just kept making myself cry and stuff and eventually they gave me so much I blacked out by the time they plunged 20% of the syringe.

I would have been totally OK dying at that point too.
 
^^obvious sourcing attempt

try n be more subtle next time man, LE does patrol this website sometime, and anyone out there in maryland/dc this fool could be LE

also from what i hear if you cant cop in the DC/b-more area then you're mentaly retarded and or dont wanna go to the hood. do some leg work n find your own dope

Cloudy said:
You might be a junkie if when your switched from manual nurse admin of hydromorphone over to the self button administration of hydromorphone, you get pissed cuz you calculate that in the long run Your getting less hydromorphone in total and who the fuck wants like (don't really remember) sub mg bumps of hydromorphone all day when you can get 2+mg shots of hydromorphone every 2 hours.

Oh back in the day when 2mg of hydromorphone IV could give you a solid rush.


You might be a junkie when your so broke that in order to consistently score H, you become the dedicated dope driver (the trip took like 1 hour 15 minutes if going the speed limit). I'd drive like 2-4 times a week, and get like two dimes each time.

You might be a junkie when they put you under for a semi-conscious surgery and you immediately engage in conversations with the anesthesiology asking about what they are injecting you with and how much. "heyyy, thaa iss fentaaaayl rightTt?, how you admining?...." ramble ramble. I got told to shut the fuck up multiple times because I was talking to much about pharmacology/drugs.
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ha, S. Dallas eh?

might be a junkie if

you go in for wisdom teeth surgery and you leave n the bill says they hit you 4 extra times with the fent/midazolam cuz you were obviously still conscious (even then i remember feelin awake n feelin the surgery n tryin to move to let em know i wasnt out but it was like i was conscious yet couldnt move or talk n there was nothin i could do to alert them that IM FUCKIN FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW!)

also might be a junkie if you go to get your wisdom teeth out and in the pre surgury consult the dr gives you your rx for the antibiotic to take days before surgery n also gives you 300mg of hydrocodone (before the surgery) n you go through the dons before you ever have surgery, try n call n a refill n there isnt one n then the dr assistant asks you right as your goin under, " there pharmacy called n said you needed a refill, i need to know if you need more meds cuz in a few minutes you wont be able to tell me" or something along those lines n you walk out with 30 more + one refill this time

also might be a junkie if your gma just got carpal tunnel surgery on friday n you have every intention on seein her monday to see what she got
 
you use the bathroom at every house you enter just to check the medicine cabinet.

you consider overdrafting your bank account a good thing.

you're an avid recycler but don't give a shit about the environment.

you make sure you're high for dinner with your parents.

you look forward to surgery.

open-air drug markets are your playground.

you haven't had an orgasm in months.
 
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- You're mobile phone bill is through the roof from calling dealers
- When a paramedic narcaines you to save your life you want to punch them for ruining your high
- Going to hospital is a big opportunity to get something special from the cabinets
- After getting an operation the nurse has to give you 10 doses of morphine and its still not enough, so they go get "the special morphine"
- When the GP leaves his office you search his draws and tear pages off script pads
- The pawn shop owner immediately knows your name when you walk in there
- Your credit card is overdrawn -$5000
- Police officers recognise you and stop you whilst driving past you/you are driving
- You fall asleep at red lights while driving
- You have lost your license 4 times for driving under the influence of drug/alcohol
- It takes 1 hour to get somewhere when you said "I'll be 5 mins"
- You get angry when someone says "You are a junkie" lol
 
HighonLife said:
^^obvious sourcing attempt

try n be more subtle next time man, LE does patrol this website sometime, and anyone out there in maryland/dc this fool could be LE

also from what i hear if you cant cop in the DC/b-more area then you're mentaly retarded and or dont wanna go to the hood. do some leg work n find your own dope



ha, S. Dallas eh?

might be a junkie if

you go in for wisdom teeth surgery and you leave n the bill says they hit you 4 extra times with the fent/midazolam cuz you were obviously still conscious (even then i remember feelin awake n feelin the surgery n tryin to move to let em know i wasnt out but it was like i was conscious yet couldnt move or talk n there was nothin i could do to alert them that IM FUCKIN FEELING THIS RIGHT NOW!)

also might be a junkie if you go to get your wisdom teeth out and in the pre surgury consult the dr gives you your rx for the antibiotic to take days before surgery n also gives you 300mg of hydrocodone (before the surgery) n you go through the dons before you ever have surgery, try n call n a refill n there isnt one n then the dr assistant asks you right as your goin under, " there pharmacy called n said you needed a refill, i need to know if you need more meds cuz in a few minutes you wont be able to tell me" or something along those lines n you walk out with 30 more + one refill this time

also might be a junkie if your gma just got carpal tunnel surgery on friday n you have every intention on seein her monday to see what she got
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haha when i got my wisdom teeth out the dentist took one look at my mouth and gave me 45 7.5 hydros cuz it was gonna be 2 weeks before i could get it done and 10 mgs of valium for before the procedure. afterwards i got 20 5mg oxys and i didnt even have to ask. i did get 4 wisdom teeth and 4 molars pulled. i was in so much pain before that the pain before hurt worse then the pain after.

you might be a junky if you hurt your back but still eat your whole script in 2 days. back in april i had a knot in my back and got 2 20 count scripts of roxi 5s in a week. the first 1 i ate in 2 days and i was gonna lose my insurance a week later and i asked him to postdate me one and he wrote me one for that day plus i was bumming a couple of my moms 7.5s and buying 15s every few weeks lol
 
Captain.Heroin said:
I did that not because I was a junkie but because, I never had a use for some gift cards I have been given.



LOL when I was getting IV midazolam + IV fentanyl in the same rig for surgery, they gave me a "test shot" and I deliberately acted all agitated and upset to indicate it didn't do much so that they could truly give me a black out dosage. I just kept making myself cry and stuff and eventually they gave me so much I blacked out by the time they plunged 20% of the syringe.

I would have been totally OK dying at that point too.
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20% lolol
 
You might be a junkie if every pen in your house is broken so that you can have something to snort with. Or you might be a junkie if you have a empty box(es) of insulin syringes in your closet and no one in your house is a diabetic. If you see your veins when you get out of the shower and marvel at the sight, you may just be a junkie. And you watch Intervention and think "Goddamn, I wanna do that shit" instead of "What the fuck are they doing" you're probably a junkie.
 
If you have to take a two-hour roundtrip to get heroin even though there's perfectly decent stuff 15 minutes away. But when you're a junkie you gotta have the best quality of the drug no matter what hence the two-hour roundtrip to get the raw dope.

When you wake up every morning and immediately do a drug....usually heroin or oxy. But on dry days I always go for a benzo, MXE, some weed, and tramadol (or suboxone when I have that). Would be nice to just wake up one day and just go about my business without needing a drug in my system....but then I wouldn't be a junkie haha
 
When u sift threw your shit to find the balloons u swallowed the day before because the cops search u every time they see u now... Then shoot the h even if it smells like shit

when u not shitting for weeks at a time is normal..
 
HighonLife said:
^^ my buddies dog used to get wicked panic attacks when it stormed

she would get 10mg valiums

sadly i took lots of his dogs meds, id ask sometiems n he would tell me not to take too many but there were plenty of times i wouldnt ask

she would tear the shit outta furniture n shit too when she was having a panic attack n didnt gettin her valium :\
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My little Yorkie was prescribed premeasured vials of buprenorphine when she broke her leg a couple years ago. She would sleep all day on one. (That was one of the saddest things I ever experienced. She was in so much pain and cried the entire way to the emergency vet.)
 
AFTERNOON When in a bad way, on unfamiliar ground, driving around a strange city, you look up the worst part of that town on your phone and head right over there...
MORNING When in a bad way , on unfamiliar ground, driving around a strange city, you look up the location of a methadone clinic and head rite over and figure that whole towns scene out.
NIGHT " " " you ask the first cool looking homeless person where your scene is going down.
 
You still check your medicine cabinet even though you know nothing but makeup is in it... however you still check a second time in the same instance just to make sure.
 
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