Mr.Scagnattie
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Your mom straight up called you one to your face.. ![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)
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You've had to use narcan multiple times (I think Im up to 5) to save your friends from dying of a heroin overdose.
You spend enormous amounts of time driving around the ghetto on freezing cold days when nobody's around looking for dope because you're sick and your main man is out of raw, and his scramble won't do anything for your huge tolerance.
You've gone to the ghetto every day for the past several weeks despite being white and living in suburbia.
Half of your text messages are dope dealers letting you know they're good or asking how the last batch was.
If someone ODs on a batch of dope your first thought is to get more of it because it must be good.
You have track marks going from your wrists to your shoulders and haven't gone out without a long sleeved shirt for over a year.
Your best go-to veins are completely gone, nowhere to be found no matter how much you dig around in your arm.
You've used a needle more than a dozen times despite it being totally dull.
You've shot up in public places like subway benches or alleys or dirty fast food bathrooms in the hood because you couldn't wait to get home to do a hit.
You've ODd so badly on dope (maybe fentanyl cut...) that your heart stopped and you were still extremely high and nodding after being given a double dose of narcan- twice the amount that usually stops an OD eliminates any opiate high and puts the person into withdrawal.
You've driven for over 2 hours each way (4+hrs round trip) just to pick up dope.
You have either bloodstains, burns from nodding out while holding a lit cigarette, or both, on all your pants and shirts.
You spend enormous amounts of time driving around the ghetto on freezing cold days when nobody's around looking for dope because you're sick and your main man is out of raw, and his scramble won't do anything for your huge tolerance.
You've gone to the ghetto every day for the past several weeks despite being white and living in suburbia.
Half of your text messages are dope dealers letting you know they're good or asking how the last batch was.
If someone ODs on a batch of dope your first thought is to get more of it because it must be good.
You have track marks going from your wrists to your shoulders and haven't gone out without a long sleeved shirt for over a year.
Your best go-to veins are completely gone, nowhere to be found no matter how much you dig around in your arm.
You've used a needle more than a dozen times despite it being totally dull.
You've shot up in public places like subway benches or alleys or dirty fast food bathrooms in the hood because you couldn't wait to get home to do a hit.
You've ODd so badly on dope (maybe fentanyl cut...) that your heart stopped and you were still extremely high and nodding after being given a double dose of narcan- twice the amount that usually stops an OD eliminates any opiate high and puts the person into withdrawal.
You've driven for over 2 hours each way (4+hrs round trip) just to pick up dope.
You have either bloodstains, burns from nodding out while holding a lit cigarette, or both, on all your pants and shirts.
Toz
Bluelighter
You know you are a junkie when...
...a needle from your pocket suddenly pokes you in the leg.
...random kids call you a hobo
...you wait outside the supermarket just to buy ascorbic acid.
...you've waited 2 hours for someone who said he was gonna be there in 10 minutes.
...you see the nurse draw blood you feel like something is missing
...a needle from your pocket suddenly pokes you in the leg.
...random kids call you a hobo
...you wait outside the supermarket just to buy ascorbic acid.
...you've waited 2 hours for someone who said he was gonna be there in 10 minutes.
...you see the nurse draw blood you feel like something is missing
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Haha so true.
Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
You almost pop a boner when you notice a vein coming back...
Toz
Bluelighter
Your mom straight up called you one to your face..
rofl, experienced both
You might be a junkie if you light a cigarette only to wake up with a large chunk of your sofa gone up in smoke...
...and you know your friends might aswell since no one noticed it.
You might be a junkie if you had some glass fitted to your desk only so you could do drugs straight from it.
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Mr.Scagnattie
Bluelighter
^^
All true.. haha.
All true.. haha.
At work you go to grab a pen out of your bag, in the process knocking a used needle onto the ground. You instantly put it back in the bag & continue working as if nothing happened but you're sure co-workers must have seen it...
You get an unexpected xmas card from your dealer and without any hesitation automatically think "THERE MUST BE DRUGS INSIDE! xD", only for you to open it infront of the dealer where you find no drugs whatsoever and have to act all nice about it...
While on holiday in Hungary in a town where hardly anyone you know speaks English you attempt to get morphine OTC from a pharmacist, next day after getting a tattoo the straight artist brings you back to the exact same chemist and is told the minute you walk in that you were here yesterday trying to score morphine in Hungarian...
You get an unexpected xmas card from your dealer and without any hesitation automatically think "THERE MUST BE DRUGS INSIDE! xD", only for you to open it infront of the dealer where you find no drugs whatsoever and have to act all nice about it...
While on holiday in Hungary in a town where hardly anyone you know speaks English you attempt to get morphine OTC from a pharmacist, next day after getting a tattoo the straight artist brings you back to the exact same chemist and is told the minute you walk in that you were here yesterday trying to score morphine in Hungarian...
HeadphonesandLSD
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You might be a junkie if you know the exact locations of every coinstar in the county.
hydroazuanacaine
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after doing a bump of itch, you're more concerned about the bioavailability for the little bit that ended up in your lungs than the health effects of insoluble fillers.
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killthesun
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... you've been clean for 2 years and you find yourself looking at antique heroin bottles on ebay wondering if the brown stuff in the bottom is still active
... you broke down a bathroom door and narcaned a friend and you're more mad at him for wasting the dope than for almost killing himself
... you broke down a bathroom door and narcaned a friend and you're more mad at him for wasting the dope than for almost killing himself
^^^might be a junkie if you know the brown shit has hydrolyzed into morphine but still think that sounds quite tasty in the veins 
Ds
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you might be a junkie if your distant family that your skyping with think's that your masturbating, but really you are itching itch's all over yourself(especially down there!).
HighonLife
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HighonLife
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might be a junkie if you smell a camp fire n all you can think about is smoke dope of foil
you can only have open conversations with your parents when drunk or on benzos or opiates
when ladies at work leave there purses n you go through em lookin for pill bottles first then count the cash....(happened 2x this past week, no pills n no i didnt take the cash, cuz im not dependent anymore just got the mentality still. one lady had 43$ n the other had 237$ but in my mind i was thinkin please have some roxies or dillies please have some roxies or dillies... ill settle for some xannies tho)
you can only have open conversations with your parents when drunk or on benzos or opiates
when ladies at work leave there purses n you go through em lookin for pill bottles first then count the cash....(happened 2x this past week, no pills n no i didnt take the cash, cuz im not dependent anymore just got the mentality still. one lady had 43$ n the other had 237$ but in my mind i was thinkin please have some roxies or dillies please have some roxies or dillies... ill settle for some xannies tho
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Toz
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You know you might a junkie when you give that old lady her oxycodone bottle back that she dropped and then spend the rest of the day feeling bad about it.
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