You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

[jones-in_J]

That sounds like a kind of funny idea but is much moreso a reallybfucking bad ideas. I wouldnt do it unless you dont care qbout that class or school in general

 

[crazyclearwater]

I might b a junkie because I drive to a fn klinik every frekin morning over 300 days in a ROW o yea I'm a junkie....

 

[jones-in_J]

^hahahahahahahaaaaa.... That might cure my damp problem... you're probably also a junkie if you have a whole cupboard in your kitchen dedicated for sharps bins.

You may be a junkie if thats the most used shelf in your kitcnen due to suppressed appetitebfrom dope and no food kept arround from spending your cash on dope

 

[Mercc96]

That sounds like a kind of funny idea but is much moreso a reallybfucking bad ideas. I wouldnt do it unless you dont care qbout that class or school in general

yeah no doubt it would have been quite stupid.

 

[K88ABY]

You may be a junkie if thats the most used shelf in your kitcnen due to suppressed appetitebfrom dope and no food kept arround from spending your cash on dope

You're clearly a junkie when you get your priorities arse about face like this ^^

 

[SuperDope]

When you know how to use Bitcoin....
When you set up a paypal account for your dealer so they can except paypal payments....
When you use your American Express card to take your dealer shopping....

 

[China Rider]

you generally do not drive more than 10mph over the speed limit but on your way to cop you drive 35mph over

you know all the public restrooms in the area that are single occupancy

 

[jones-in_J]

you know all the public restrooms in the area that are single occupancy

Haha youre right their locations are very valuable information

You guys ordering off SL are fucking nuts though. Itll be a cold day in hell that i want dope so bad ill risk ordering a package that comes with a complimentary rifle wielding DEA agent

 

[maxalfie]

You are probably a junkie if you are still wearing the same jeans you were wearing in the year 2000.

 

[shimazu]

you lick the dollar bill you used to crush a pill just to make sure you didnt waste any and there aren't bits of the DOC stuck to it when using that bill

 

[mindtools]

^use straw, it's way more hygienic and you can drink with this straw to get leftover powder

 

[shimazu]

that is true but sometimes I only had a dollar bill

and if youre at the point of putting opiates up your nose, a little germs aint gonna scare ya

 

[AlphaMethylPhenyl]

if you habitually shoot up with the nearest liquid

 

[Disraeli_Beers]

If you tried to plug some powder morphine and botched it, so you just snorted it off a dirty urinal during PE.

 

[The Pilli-Pope]

If your kid had to eat his cheerios with a fork this morning...

 

[Serotonin101]

^ lol! That honestly got me laughing. I still find spoons in my silverware drawer with burn marks that wont wash off (its been almost a year since i used a spoon, used cookers for my last 3 months cookin dope. Almost 9 months clean now).

Might be a junkie if you know the iso extract for opanas or the "water trick" for oxy ops. Or know what a "cold shake" is

 

[JD55]

If you go into the lucky Greek (burger joint round these parts) and ask just for a sheet of foil.
If your spotted outside 7/11 burning the gold coloring off a pack of rolos candy so you can use the foil they come wrapped in :D

 

[Seyer]

George the Greek was my local burger place. Sooooo fucking good.

 

[AlphaMethylPhenyl]

if you consider junkie not a bad word

 

[Toot Boogie]

You might be a junkie if you sneeze more in one day than most people do in a year, and you're pissed cuz you know WDs are coming...