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You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

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I might b a junkie because I drive to a fn klinik every frekin morning over 300 days in a ROW o yea I'm a junkie....
 
When you know how to use Bitcoin....
When you set up a paypal account for your dealer so they can except paypal payments....
When you use your American Express card to take your dealer shopping....
 
you generally do not drive more than 10mph over the speed limit but on your way to cop you drive 35mph over

you know all the public restrooms in the area that are single occupancy
 
you lick the dollar bill you used to crush a pill just to make sure you didnt waste any and there aren't bits of the DOC stuck to it when using that bill
 
that is true but sometimes I only had a dollar bill

and if youre at the point of putting opiates up your nose, a little germs aint gonna scare ya
 
If you tried to plug some powder morphine and botched it, so you just snorted it off a dirty urinal during PE.
 
^ lol! That honestly got me laughing. I still find spoons in my silverware drawer with burn marks that wont wash off (its been almost a year since i used a spoon, used cookers for my last 3 months cookin dope. Almost 9 months clean now).

Might be a junkie if you know the iso extract for opanas or the "water trick" for oxy ops. Or know what a "cold shake" is :)
 
If you go into the lucky Greek (burger joint round these parts) and ask just for a sheet of foil.
If your spotted outside 7/11 burning the gold coloring off a pack of rolos candy so you can use the foil they come wrapped in :D
 
You might be a junkie if you sneeze more in one day than most people do in a year, and you're pissed cuz you know WDs are coming...
 
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