You might be a junkie if.....(version 2)

[argentina420]

You're girlfriends currently in labor with ur first son and all u can think is "lucky! They gave u fentanyl!" Lmfao

 

[maxalfie]

You must be a junkie if you are jealous of other peoples pain just because they are being prescribed some good drugs.

 

[shimazu]

not mine

 

[The Pilli-Pope]

If sittin' around "shootin' the shit" with some old buddies requires a shoestring and a cigarette filter....then ya might be a junkie

 

[hthr007]

When the doctor goes to give you a vitamin B12 shot, asks you to tell her which arm you want it in, and you instinctively give her your forearm :/

 

[spacebound]

the happiest part of my day is when i go to meet up with my dealer

 

[jones-in_J]

the happiest part of my day is when i go to meet up with my dealer

Fick that the best part is when you get home and didnt get pulled over thru copping/drivong home amd can finally get on

 

[maxalfie]

You are probably a junkie if you have a draw full of empty gas lighters.

 

[jones-in_J]

This thread abruptly died it was going strong for a good while too

 

[Tommyboy]

This thread abruptly died it was going strong for a good while too

You know you're a junkie when you are concerned about the progress of the "you might be a junkie if...." thread.

 

[PantyRaid]

^ I LOL'd. You might be a junkie if you hear someone OD'd and all you can think is 'I WANT'.

 

[jones-in_J]

You know you're a junkie when you are concerned about the progress of the "you might be a junkie if...." thread.

This is well known and undisputed lol

 

[sonix]

when you get out of the hospital for od'in shooting way too much meth in one day span and go into cardiac arrest then the night after you go into the hospital you get sent home so you buy a fifth of tequila and then get drunk and end up smoking some and shooting HELLA more meth and IV ethylone and at teh tail end put yourself in a MXE-Hole 0_o that was my last weekend and then the week following end up OD'in on heroin at your friends house who you JUST od'ed on meth with 3 days before 0_o

 

[hthr007]

When you write a research paper on whether or not drug addiction is a disease or a choice, and when asked to present your topic to the class for the final, you do so, high off oxy.

 

[2c-goinsane]

Might be a junkie if you can hit a vein better than a certified nurse. I was actually 13 years old when i was getting surgery done and had to get this nurse to hit a better vein than the one she was going for lol. she even said i knew what was up. not in those words but she made a remark talking about how quickly i found a good vein.

 

[highhooked]

You are most likely a junkie if you have been clean for 3 days and use that as an excuse to go on a two week bender.

 

[Rabidrabbit]

You are most likely a junkie if you have been clean for 3 days and use that as an excuse to go on a two week bender.

Seconded. Haha.

 

[escape20]

You're actually dissapointed in acquiring a bunch of cheap oxy's instead of getting a bundle of some fire raw dope. Man I remember the days when getting even one oxy would make me happy as hell...

 

[MikeRWK]

I've never touched heroin or anything but, if you've spent thousands on stamps and never mailed anything

 

[helium-4]

When you see the tv show "top gear" youre secretly wishing it was a show telling you where the best dope is.

Sorry to double post: you might be a junkie if saying "syringe" seems strange or foreign, but saying the many slangs (rigs, points, works, pins, etc) is just automatic

I usually always call syringes, syringes majority of time. Other than that I'll call them rigs or needles. Though needles could be comsidered partially wrong as it indicates only one section - consisting of the hub and shaft [the cut at the end is the bevel. The hollow bore is the lumen]. Same goes for syringe, as it is - the barrel and the plunger. They are techniqually neither describing the full apparatus of syringe and needle. Hypodermic syringe might be more accurate name since it implies a needle existing (hypodermic - beneath the skin). I honestly really have only heard people call them pins, works, or points on BL. Most people I know just call them needles, rigs, or syringes.

I call them syringes mainly because of I guess my training/education from pharmacy and what not.


Anyway, you might be a junkie if the Walmart pharmacy staff starts recognizing your face and immediately walk towards the boxes of syringes before you finish telling them, what exactly you want. Every time you walk in you have a huge grin on your face, acting so polite because you know picking up the rigs is the last place to go besides home/bliss. I swear I'm the friendliest person when I go to pharmacies to either pick up prescriptions or when I'm buying a 10pack of 29g 12.7mm needles 1cc syringes.

You might be a junkie when you've already scored and are on the way home, and can't help but yell at your window towards a cop car that you got a fat sack filled with dope and are about to shoot a fat shot (of course never where they can hear you or any of the cops in the hood [thought one day I thought i was gonna get followed real soon because my friend and I saw a cop begin to pass us and turn his head right at the two of us, so I don't even dare risk anything, especially after being followed one day through downtown dallas for miles one time].

You might be a junkie when you have to buy the top of the line plunger because everytime you take a shit, the toilet is automatically clogged, and a cheap old plunger just ends up spraying shit everywhere. Toilets were not designed with junkies in mind. (you may be a junkie when talking about how terrible your shit was is not a taboo topic).