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WhitePlaster
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I had a few beers, a little disso and for whatever reason I decided to go play the slots before heading to the superstore.
Well, luck was on my side and I ended up winning 4x what I put in. I returned home with not just groceries and a couple T-shirts but a new cellphone as well. Succesful Saturday if you ask me!
Zopiclone bandit
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Drink of tonight is Southern Steamer (cheap So-Co rip off)
£8.99 for 70cl, toss it in the fridge with Cranberry juice or Coca-Cola you have such a tasty drink.
@F.U.B.A.R.
Tell the missus.........
£8.99 for 70cl, toss it in the fridge with Cranberry juice or Coca-Cola you have such a tasty drink.
@F.U.B.A.R.
Tell the missus.........
F.U.B.A.R.
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Drink of tonight is Southern Steamer (cheap So-Co rip off)
£8.99 for 70cl, toss it in the fridge with Cranberry juice or Coca-Cola you have such a tasty drink.
@F.U.B.A.R.
Tell the missus.........
I love Steamer, but not seen it for years. Where did you purchase that?
TheUltimateFixx
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Right I just misread that as 'toss off in the fridge'
... what a revoltingly unsanitary habit.
Zopiclone bandit
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The local Fletchers.
They have all kinds of good stuff, fancy getting drunk like a 15 year old school girl? They have half a shelf full of 20/20. Want to be a poor hating, hang all asylum seekers Tory you can drink Vodka at £130 per 1 litre bottle.
The K cider & Karpackie has so much fridge space it's insane, the woman who serves always gives you a filthy look when you buy that stuff
But OMFG her daughter is sssooo hot, you know how sexy some of these Desi lot are
Hail Immigration I say.
Zopiclone bandit
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Well you gotta find new ways to get off when on a PV binge. A sneaky wank in the garden at 2am soon gets "vanilla" after the 5th time, plus the cold air keeps you going a bit longer too.
Zopiclone bandit
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I'm sure you can search for one near you FUBAR.
They are open from 10am-10pm & sell nearly everything. The only Spirit I can't find in there is Absinthe, they sell everything a few quid cheaper than everywhere else, 4 cans of Karpackie is £4, the bottle of rip off So-Co is £8.99
I forgot to add this.......
www.fletchersdrinks.co.uk
They are open from 10am-10pm & sell nearly everything. The only Spirit I can't find in there is Absinthe, they sell everything a few quid cheaper than everywhere else, 4 cans of Karpackie is £4, the bottle of rip off So-Co is £8.99
I forgot to add this.......
Fletcher's Drinks | Off Licence | Great Drinks at Great Prices
Welcome to Fletcher Drinks, your one stop for spirits, beer, cider, real ales and wine. We’re committed to providing quality brand names at great prices, with a range of special offers designed to offer the best value for money possible.
F.U.B.A.R.
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The local Fletchers.
They have all kinds of good stuff, fancy getting drunk like a 15 year old school girl? They have half a shelf full of 20/20. Want to be a poor hating, hang all asylum seekers Tory you can drink Vodka at £130 per 1 litre bottle.
The K cider & Karpackie has so much fridge space it's insane, the woman who serves always gives you a filthy look when you buy that stuff
But OMFG her daughter is sssooo hot, you know how sexy some of these Desi lot are
Hail Immigration I say.
Ah, we don't have Fletchers round my way (afaik).
I used to get it from Bargain Booze, but they don't seem to stock it anymore now they've become mainstream
They should also get charged under the Trades Description Act because there's nothing 'bargain' about their prices anymore.
also they don't stock Karpackie. So I refuse to visit their shops anymore.
(a decision made a little easier due to getting banned from the chain for blatantly stuffing cans of Tennents super up my jumper during an RC benzo binge...
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Zopiclone bandit
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Bargain Booze was so close to a house I once shared in the most scrubber infested part of Dudley. I think it's part of the workers contract to work there for the women to have shit tattoos on their hands of flowers, huge hoop earrings, chew gum, smoke superkings, talk on their phone all the time, smell of Home Bargins perfume, have 17 kids, live in a skyrise Council flat on the 49th floor & only wear Argos jewellery.
Fletchers is always run by Hindu or Sikh folks, always be grumpy & play Bollywood music through a shit stereo so it's distorted to the max. Also on a Friday & Saturday night when the que to pay is 25 people long she will ring the bell for the other worker to open the 2nd till BUT only then, otherwise it's tough shit. I swear the woman hates all her customers.
Fletchers is always run by Hindu or Sikh folks, always be grumpy & play Bollywood music through a shit stereo so it's distorted to the max. Also on a Friday & Saturday night when the que to pay is 25 people long she will ring the bell for the other worker to open the 2nd till BUT only then, otherwise it's tough shit. I swear the woman hates all her customers.
TheUltimateFixx
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You lot wanna try cachaca.
It's the Brazilian version of rum.
It's basically the same except that unlike rum, it's distilled not from fermented but instead green sugar cane.
The resulting flavour is more 'rounded' and mellow compared to the sharp bite of rum, but with the same potency.
Here's how to make Brazil's most famous cocktail based on cachaca, the caipirinha:
- chill your bottle in the fridge.
- cut 1 lime into chunks and pound until it breaks up slightly but without turning it into a mush.
- add some ice cubes and again break them apart just a little without doing a slush - puppy number.
- add 2 - 3 shot measures of cachaca (or 5 if you want haha).
There's some delicious high - end cachacas but they're also highly priced.
A waste if you just wanna get sloshed. Equally the very cheapest varieties will make you awfully sick ; and I do mean AWFULLY sick (trust me on that one).
My recommendation is to get a bottle of 'Cachaca 51' (easily available via Amazon).
It's the most popular in its home country, being of a decent quality while not over - priced.
Go get it and make yourself some caipis. XD
It's the Brazilian version of rum.
It's basically the same except that unlike rum, it's distilled not from fermented but instead green sugar cane.
The resulting flavour is more 'rounded' and mellow compared to the sharp bite of rum, but with the same potency.
Here's how to make Brazil's most famous cocktail based on cachaca, the caipirinha:
- chill your bottle in the fridge.
- cut 1 lime into chunks and pound until it breaks up slightly but without turning it into a mush.
- add some ice cubes and again break them apart just a little without doing a slush - puppy number.
- add 2 - 3 shot measures of cachaca (or 5 if you want haha).
There's some delicious high - end cachacas but they're also highly priced.
A waste if you just wanna get sloshed. Equally the very cheapest varieties will make you awfully sick ; and I do mean AWFULLY sick (trust me on that one).
My recommendation is to get a bottle of 'Cachaca 51' (easily available via Amazon).
It's the most popular in its home country, being of a decent quality while not over - priced.
Go get it and make yourself some caipis. XD
TheUltimateFixx
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ok ya don't sound good man.
TheUltimateFixx
Bluelighter
Good thing.im ok.
normal life shit so just try to keep my distance, ya know
its cool
TheUltimateFixx
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Yes and mostly people say that when everything is in fact crap.thats what they say, no? "all good"?
true dat but who really wants to hear what "bad" things are goin on
had a dude ask how i am earlier on a stroll. tears were flowing but it was raining so he didnt know. i kinda just chuckeled and told him thanks for askin and hope ya have a great day and just kept awalkin.
TheUltimateFixx
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Feel free to PM me anytime you feel like a piece of shit and REALLY need somebody who is actually ready to LISTEN.
I'm here for ya
cherrycolouredfunk
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You end up on Bluelight again!