when people who have "needs" just dont get that you dont want to hug them... 55 times in a row
when the chill out room floor is basically one big flattened piece of chewy
when the dj rewinds jennifer lopez 23 times ...
in a row
when jennifer lopez and puffy turn up
when the attempt to "pop a cap in sum ones ayass"
when your old best friends brother hits on you, when you are on your first pill ever {true}
when the letters H and K are in the name of the club {yeah o know, not a rave, no offence peeps!}
when there is free popcorn
to watch with the porn
in the chill out room
with a 70's funk soundtrack (hey, thats not a bad idea!!!)
when your b/f disapears and you find him with his best friend
who happens to be a boy
in a compromising position.
and they have both had green sex pills... (groans)
when the coolest thing to do is put glowsticks in your shoelaces
when people ask you the scary question "have YOU got my sh*t"?
when its a non smoking venue
because its actually a kindergarten
and there are little 4 y.o.running around
telling each other "you make me RUSH"!!
cuz they ate the glue (again)
when the people immedietly surrounding you have de-evolved and are talking some kind of kiddie jabbering
when you take your mum and she gets too drunk (also, true)
when your mum dances harder then you do because you feel sick and she was supposed to just pick u up
(true}
when little kiddies turn up bug eyed and obviously fukked
when the hardest drug you can find is some kinda asthma steriod inhaler thing.. ahh.. a nice little buzz
when you arrive at 4am after working a split shift and realise you dont have your money to buy chems
when the dj refuses to acknowledge the fact that he cant beatmix
when every girl is dressed in "booties" and giggle becuz its just darn cool to be a ditzy lil clubber
when you find 2 lesbians having sex on your friends car in the morning (yes true, and no, i didnt get to video tape it DARN!!)
arghh.. cant think..
no... brain function.. depleting..
merf merf... na na nae... buggubber
xox wiSdoMiKaL
