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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A BAD RAVE WHEN...

When all you can think of is your exam on Monday
or that the raves were better when you were younger
or that you could have more fun at home
high on petrol fumes
with your cat
When the "tek" room is an internet cafe
The DJ is Doogie Howser
He's better than the guy in the main room
theres more people in there than in the main room
theres only five computers
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Common Sense isn't all that common
 
guy tries to sell u white "D5's"
u buy one
it really is a dexie
everyone tells you not to talk so loud, they can't hear the music
The promoter is Tim Bailey
everyone is wearing hypercolour tshirts
chillout room is playing Gabba
the name of the rave involves the word "grouse"
or "gnarly"
flyers look like squares of toilet paper
they are squares of toilet paper
He's not a DJ, he's a Disc Jockey
"DJ Ray Martin".... & MC Kerry Anne Kennerly
 
When people give a shit more about the clothes rather than the attitude. C'mon guys.
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Winners don't do drugs ...They just sell them.
 
That matching gear is really popular, and people are asking her for the designs like those women's day cutouts
Billy Ray Cyrus busts rhymes
Pizza arrives at 10.30
It sponsored by the local circus
the midget's spin
the strongman dances
and you go home with the bearded lady
It has a prison theme
that means ex cons on the floor
that means illegal activity
like forced sodomy
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on the dancefloor
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lead by your grand dad
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hahahaha
that was wrong...
oh well, i guess ill burn in hell
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"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson
 
This is the funniest post I have ever read, you ppls rock! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA **LOL** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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<<*plur4eva*>>
"*LOVE like you've never been hurt, WORK like you don't need the money and DANCE like NOBODY'S watching!*"
 
Heh heh, I cannot stand it when Midro gets his paws on a microphone.
"IT'S GOING OFF MELBOURNE!!"
"YOU ARE ALL TECHNO FERRETS!!"
"YEAH!!!!!"
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Starcruiser crash!!
 
When the glow sticks are really fluro textas
When the laser show is three guys with laser pens
When the speaker setup is a collection of the organiser's multimedia computer speakers
When the decks are your grand dad's old phonograms
When the mixer looks like a 50's style switchboard (you know, heaps of cables and sockets, a lady sitting infront moving the cables around)
When the dance floor is flattened cardboard boxes and has to be changed halfway through the night.
When the DJ takes a 15 minute rest break every 30 minutes
When the toilet is just one half-moon style dunny with a tin roof and newspaper's for toilet paper
When the free water is in the toilet (ewwww should left that one out
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When the only pills you can get your hands on are multivitamin supplements
When line-dancing means exactly that, and not snorting a few lines and dancing your arse off!
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Common Sense isn't all that common
 
When there is a DJ called Bootscooter
When you step on Human feces on the dance floor
...because ppl can't find ther toilets
...because there are no toilets
and Coprophiliacs anonymous make a surprise visit when they hear
...and your best friend is a part of Coprophiliacs anonymous
... and you drop your pills on the dance floor
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwww
 
At least it wasn't necropheliacs anonymous, and you passed out
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bad rave when
the music is "themes from mario brothers"
the music is made on a three dollar crazy prices battery operated digital flute...
people are dancing to that
people light lighters on the floor...
your ghb breath ignites...
burns victims suits aren't "trendy"
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its the "cheesy house remix of top forty pop songs" night
eiffel 65 are the "hardcore" room
its not fluoro clothing...its puce
puce heshon sacks
just like monks...only puce coloured
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[This message has been edited by SupaspeeD (edited 23 June 2000).]
 
When you run around all night like you've got ants in your pants because... you've got ants in your pants...
Ok that was lame, it was really just a bump, I'm too tired to think of anything worthwhile
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Common Sense isn't all that common
 
When you find out that by "Rock" your friend did mean music, not speed
It's at the docklands and Midro's trying to park the houseboat
- and mc-ing his progress or lack thereof
BL meetup/disco...what's the difference?
Everyone's wearing these orange robes and chanting...
The 'roidheads brought their own gym
- and Jean Symmonds is doing personal training
The DJ is kicking back in the VIP bar
There is a VIP bar
You listened to that guy off the old Introline adds... "It's a party. It's a rave!"
The toddlers have escaped the on site day/night care centre
You hear the words "You have the right to..."
- from the transvestite you thought was safe enough to sell to
The cowgirls have set up a rodeo and cattle show
 
hahahahah! "when its at the docklands and midro's trying to park the houseboat" thats so funny cause its so true.
but you know its a good rave when he manages to sink it ! earthcorians may know what i mean.
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