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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A BAD RAVE WHEN...

Mmmmmmm, ham... Mmmmmm, piglets... Mmmmmm, milk bottles...
Shit, better say something on-topic huh? Ummmm, you know you're at a bad rave when...
Your mum gave you the flier and suggested going to it...
... then came along
... and brang her friends...
Nothing beats the good 'ole mum jokes
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Immature? I think not!
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If life is like a box of chocolates, then what the hell is a Turkish Delight?!?
 
3 words... Country and Western.
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Vido.
http://nav.to/vidospace
"Dangerously Disorganised" Hunter S Thompson, from Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas.
 
Ah ha someone knows what suckling pig is.
Ok you know it's a bad rave when everyone is wearing all black and they have vampire teeth
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It's all just a bit of childs play
 
You know you're at a bad rave when you realise that all you can see are zucchini's all over the place.
I HATE ZUCCHINI'S
 
when the dj stops so human nature can perform and you realise you are wearing pink frilly dress and are at the erinsborough high formal
you start to question whether the door chic is infact a real chic because her shoulders are broader then the bouncer who did a cavity check on u 2 mins earlier
your friends drink V because it makes them 'high'
the recovery is at sindy's house at midnight when the 'rave' finishes
you turn upto the 'rave' at 9pm instead of 7:30pm when it started so that u make a grand entrance.
there is a 'bring your valentine along for free' night on valentines day
the event advertisement makes it very clear that "this event is 100% supervised"
the night ends with a slow romantic song and that fat boy's best friend comes up to u and says "albert likes u and he was wondering if u wanted to dance with him?"
the bustop, nutbush, timewarp and macarena are all played in a row and you think your best friend is cool because she know the move to all of them
ok that is enough for today its too early in the morning
nicole
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'just wait until this song is finished then i'll go :)'
 
when the dj stops so human nature can perform and you realise you are wearing a pink frilly dress and are at the erinsborough high formal
you start to question whether the door chic is infact a real chic because her shoulders are broader then the bouncer who did a cavity check on u 2 mins earlier
your friends drink V because it makes them 'high'
the recovery is at sindy's house at midnight when the 'rave' finishes
you turn upto the 'rave' at 9pm instead of 7:30pm when it started so that u make a grand entrance.
there is a 'bring your valentine along for free' night on valentines day
the event advertisement makes it very clear that "this event is 100% supervised"
the night ends with a slow romantic song and that fat boy's best friend comes up to u and says "albert likes u and he was wondering if u wanted to dance with him?"
the bustop, nutbush, timewarp and macarena are all played in a row and you think your best friend is cool because she know the move to all of them
ok that is enough for today its too early in the morning
nicole
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'just wait until this song is finished then i'll go :)'
 
* There are sniffer dogs going through your stuff all weekend long
* Half of the DJs get cancelled
* It rains most of the weekend
* Its called Happy Valley 2001
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(NB: I did have a great time, but it was not a good rave)
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Vido.
Release Sarah Tonin! Release Sarah Tonin!
 
The Crap DJ goes from a half decent techno set into Madonna.....
In the middle of the set!
And the hicks with the flannel shirts on all around you start cheering.
Hang on, where the fuck am I?
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It's not what you see... it's what you believe you see. You can see if you believe.
 
The midgets won't stop grabbing your arse
The bouncers won't stop grabbing your arse
The 16yr olds won't stop grabbing your arse
You car pool with your younger brother...your parents are driving...and picking you up
The headliner is too fucked up to spin...but is more worried about his misplaced coke...some idiot gave the same dj a mic
One of the dj's is Andy Van
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There is no spoon.
 
The guy next to you is wearing Rivers boatshoes and poloshirt and yelling "Where are the f^@kin vocals,gimme some lyrics this setup is shite!!"
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Do as I say, Not as i do
 
you know you're at a bad rave;
when the djs are billed to play 1 hour sets
when its 100% progressive.. mmaaaannn!
when the rave is actually part of the set for a mentos ad or channel 10 promo
when people in excels turn up eating their kfc zinger burgers
when jive bunny is being played along with the accompanying visuals
when people pull out their lighters hold them up to the song and sway from side to side
when the soleman has his cd decks set up and is cutting sick on his wild fm collection
when a megamix is being played
you resort to doing lines of instant potato just to see what happens
 
... when everyone has their "raver combo" the chupa and a V from mobil
... people are wearing bandanas
... molly meldrum pinches your ass as you walk in
... the official recovery is a dim light corner of the carpark at 10pm. cause thats when it ends
... all the djs have multicase names eg HaPP-E-lUv-RaVEr
... you bump into someone at the door, so they jab you in the arm with a needle full of K
... people have walkers
... michael jackson makes an appearance to "heal your world" :O
... spankings begin at 8pm
... it has "golden shower" in its name
... everyone there is calling you the "fresh gimp" whatever the fuck that means
... its at Heat or QBH (LOL)
... talcum powder isnt for dancing on... its for making the pills you were just sold for $60 each.
... its broadcast live, and the MC is Jackie O
... after dancing all nite, Jackie O comes up to you and says... "sorry, but we don't want to see you back, you dont have what it takes to be a popstar"
... sponsors are carlton cold (oh wait up...)
... you're beginning to wish the 80yo on the podium had worn some knickers.
 
When you look around at the decor and all you see is streamers and balloons
When the dancefloor is filled with circles of peeople rather than the uniform 'face the dj' formation.
When there are little cool doods trying desperately to break dance or 'rave dance' in the middle of the circles.
when those people are wearing white tight jeans and singlets.
When the singlets say "adidas".
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SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION:
B.T.S.O.M
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