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When your two favorite sites on the web are pillreports.com and Bluelight.com
Also when you will pop at almost any venue as long as you have friends
When You Pop at school for rave type experience without the dancing or glow sticks.
When you feel like you can walk 15 miles then run back lol
When you try to get all your friends that don't pop to try it and you offer to buy them one only to take it becuase they change thier mind lol
Theres more but i dont wanna keep going on and on
 
drugsarentcheap said:
you dance to music you really dont like

if theres no music you bob your head anyways...

lol
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Hell yeah music stops and im still moving my head and even worse singing:|
 
AgentSquish said:
The day after taking Ecstasy, you tell yourself "I'm not rolling again for a long time"

then you roll again 3 weeks later.
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Cant tell you how many time ive done that
but mines is more like im going to stop
then exactly 1 month later "Who has pills?"
lmao
 
shishi said:
Not sure how many people have had these happen to them or if they've been posted, but here goes nothing...



When you can't operate an iPod because the screen is way too bright, so you just randomly move around the menus and push buttons hoping a good song comes on.

When, after barely making it through the worst comedown of your life, you can't wait to roll again.
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Hell yeah thats why i have a pre made playlist so i dont have to worry about seeing the screen
and im guitly about the comedown thing too.
 
Gldm said:
When you start studying chemistry because you figure it's more likely you'll be able to learn an entire degree worth before finding someone who sells E in your area.
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!


:),

T.
 
You KNOW your an etard when you chew through your silicone "indestructable" orthopedic pacifier...

The texting is the most ridiculous, when you have to hold the phone within an inch of your face just to see what you are typing, when it makes absolutely no sense anyway.
 
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When you completely rip the skin off your thumb from snapping it so damn much while dancing !

When you find yourself at the most random places and trivial places .and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Damn . . . . . this would be a lot more fun if I was . . . . . DAMN IT !!!!"
 
u take 300mgs of mdma on ur girl's birthday right before u give her a promise ring......

i only took 2 pills found out they were 150 a piece
 
You try to force the seratonin out of you by using very lound music and concentrating on the thing on mind, witch his e.
 
My.Suicide said:
that must have been crazy,
how did that go?
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it was not fun...... let me tell u.....


they made me do coke which i don't do to snap me outta my seeing things that aren't there episode that i was goin thru

i really didn't kno what was going on.......

everyone had to tell me what happen the next day omfg its really fucked up.... i felt sooooo bad i made a asss outta myself
 
Xevro said:
You try to force the seratonin out of you by using very lound music and concentrating on the thing on mind, witch his e.
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A-ha. :D

usually squeezes a come-up out of me within 20 minutes, that one does.
 
drugsarentcheap said:
if theres no music you bob your head anyways...

lol
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constantly guilty i got a 24-7 djmix going on in my head at all times my friends r like wtf is he jamming to over there... my friends think im spun haha maybe i am
 
i've done raves about 5yrs ago and this is what i did: (LOL)

- going to 7/11 and staring into the mirrors until getting tapped by your buddies in saying, "lets go" and you dont.. then getting wispered in the ear something to the effect of, "we'll get in trouble if we don't go ... NOW"

- loosing a pair of RAV'N party lights (That's 70$ f**kin' dollars I lost)
- finding a bag of three pills under the leg of a fellow etard
- finding a 20$ bill by simply "streatching" your arms on the ground
- loosing a photon or two at each party!! :(
 
When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.
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When you wobble your eyes deliberately when you're sober, and when nobody's watching, just to get a little thrill.
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if theres no music you bob your head anyways...
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You spend 2 minutes writing a text that contained less than 30 characters and still misspelled words. (THATS ME LULZ!!%)

You and a homie are walking at a brisk pace and with a fucking purpose, wide eyed, and dancing from stage to stage at a festival, a cop asks you, "hay man! do you know where I can score some X PILLS!??". Look him square in the eye pupils the size of a golf ball, "No sir, I don't do drugs" and continue.
 
When reading or writing a text message requires you to shut one eye and hold the phone at arms length.
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When you wobble your eyes deliberately when you're sober, and when nobody's watching, just to get a little thrill.
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if theres no music you bob your head anyways...
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You spend 2 minutes writing a text that contained less than 30 characters and still misspelled words. (THATS ME LULZ!!%)

You and a homie are walking at a brisk pace and with a fucking purpose, wide eyed, and dancing from stage to stage at a festival, a cop asks you, "hay man! do you know where I can score some X PILLS!??". Look him square in the eye pupils the size of a golf ball, "No sir, I don't do drugs" and continue.
 
^^When you double post in the etard thread because you couldnt remember if you'd posted already =D
 
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