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when the worst part of your night is when they turn the lights on in the stadium and you dont want to leave because the stadium seats are so comfortable and then some lady says get out

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When you go up to the bartender to order yet another glass of water, and he just smiles and starts pouring it before you even ask.

Also, when you've been at the bar for an hour and a half and have not spent a dollar on drinks but have dropped most of your money into the tip jar!
 
questforstarfish said:
Oh my goodness how do you do it! The first week I tried e, a friend and I bought 20 pills (planning on making it last the week, then allowing more for him to take home as he was from out of town). That night, between the three of us that were there we ended up taking 18 of them.
Worst idea ever, I will never be that cracked out or hungover in my life!! Baaad bad bad bad. And although I definitely learned never to ever take more than a couple in a night, having a bunch on hand just doesn't seem like it would work out 8o
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testing your pills and moderation is key my friend.
 
....when you recognize every statement in music related to E and feEl like pointing it out.

...when you teXt you capitalize all X's.
 
when your cell phone is filled with contacts that have XTC after them, so you remember how you met them.

when your cell phone is full of crazy rave names.
 
When your wallet keeps falling out of your pocket and onto the dancefloor whilst going off, and One of the DJ's or soundguys or someone from the stage keeps picking it up for you and returning it (Honest Guy) You keep dropping it with out realizing so you give it to him to hold on to, but forget to pick it up b4 you leave...

Happened to me:D
 
SuperPump250 said:
When you've introduced 15+ friends to E and this many years later they still thank you for it.
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Haha, totally! I still call the friend that introduced me to E after every time I roll to tell him how awesome it was and how awesome he is for introducing me to it. He loves it, too!

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When you catalog your music/playlists not by genre or artist but by names like, "pre-roll", "peaking", "comedown", etc.
 
random.effect said:
Haha, totally! I still call the friend that introduced me to E after every time I roll to tell him how awesome it was and how awesome he is for introducing me to it. He loves it, too!

Also:

When you catalog your music/playlists not by genre or artist but by names like, "pre-roll", "peaking", "comedown", etc.
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omg i'm going to do that now. i just have a playlist right now with all my edm
 
Ricochete.|| said:
12. You wear a certain pair of underwear whenever you roll.
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OH MY GOD!
I thought I was the only one who did that hahahhaa I have this one special pair because it's the comfiest/softest one and my favorite one :D and I always have to wear that one on the day I'm going to roll
 
You know you're an etard when you go to every baby isle every time you go to the supermarket/CVS looking for cute/fluffy/chewable toys to take to raves or to have at home :D
 
Ricochete.|| said:
1. When you drop everything you are doing just to go pee.
2. Calling a potty break a mission.
3. You look at the pills you just bought and calling them beautiful.
4. You go up to your moms room rolling balls to ask her how many fist fights she's been in.. and then leave.
5. You sit there for 5 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck the song is saying and swearing it's in German when it's really the "I'd rather get some head" song.
6. You have to write everything down that was funny so you don't forget.
7. Have sex with a ghost (that was a friend)
8. You never get tired of a good song.
9. You try to look like a bad ass in a picture but ur just too damn happy so you smile the biggest you can.
10. You feel like your stuck when trying to jump through a window so you do a backflip inside instead.
11. When you wear a "this is how I roll" shirt when you roll.
12. You wear a certain pair of underwear whenever you roll.
13. You have a conversation with a security guard about how bad drugs are when you yourself are FUCKED up.
14. You are able to name this many Etarded facts.
15. You cut a hole in a layer of your bra to sneak gum into raves.
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Omg, I thought this was someone else. I was like, uhh, this is like everything WE do..? Than we realized it was our friend.. hahaa
 
When you walk into a room/ building and think "OMG this would be the MOST amazing place for a party" and you do this at almost every building you walk into :p
 
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