You know you're an Etard when...

[eros2lite]

im an etard for sure whenever i try to text, a always say "pirate" cuz i have to close one eye lol

 

[dropsonde]

you are gonna program set start of your favorite DJ into your phone's alarm clock

 

[USSR]

You hear a song and you get the hair on your neck stand up like your in the middle of a roll, but your stone cold sober.

 

[Black]

you are gonna program set start of your favorite DJ into your phone's alarm clock

thats actually a pretty good idea. will try that out!

 

[ShaolinBomber]

When you make a thread titled "You know you're an e-tard when..." on a drug forum.

 

[questforstarfish]

When you try to be responsible and space out your rolls between 4-8 weeks, but religiously check the 2+ drug forums you're a member of every single day for extended periods of time!

 

[dropsonde]

thats actually a pretty good idea. will try that out!

haha cause last time I almost missed the set

 

[SuperDucky7]

When you try to be responsible and space out your rolls between 4-8 weeks, but religiously check the 2+ drug forums you're a member of every single day for extended periods of time!

hardcore guilty. haha

 

[pntgio]

When you try to be responsible and space out your rolls between 4-8 weeks, but religiously check the 2+ drug forums you're a member of every single day for extended periods of time!

damn he caught me

you know your an Etard when....
you check this thread everyday to see what else you have in common with people.

 

[discopupils]

when you think you've nearly finished your cigarette because it feels like you've been smoking it for ages, then you look at it and it's only just been lit.

 

[matt2012]

^ How about when you half to phsycally take the cigarette from your friend because he refuses to stop smoking it and doesn't realize that he has smoked half way through the filter (True Story)

 

[questforstarfish]

^ How about when you half to phsycally take the cigarette from your friend because he refuses to stop smoking it and doesn't realize that he has smoked half way through the filter (True Story)

Tooootally. Me and my friend had an mdma night at his place one night a couple months ago and he would light a cigarette, take one puff, put it in the ashtray and then take pictures or turn on a movie or start talking and rambling excitedly. Several times throughout the night I looked over to see the cigarette half an hour later, still perfectly-shaped but made entirely of ash 8)

 

[discopupils]

^ How about when you half to phsycally take the cigarette from your friend because he refuses to stop smoking it and doesn't realize that he has smoked half way through the filter (True Story)

Also had to do that to somebody!

 

[Safrolette]

When you try to be responsible and space out your rolls between 4-8 weeks, but religiously check the 2+ drug forums you're a member of every single day for extended periods of time!

Ha ha, yeah :D

 

[shannonshannon]

When you take a random butt from an ashtray 'cuz there's a good few drags on it and MAN THAT'S FUCKIN' GOOD BUT NASTY.

 

[dropsonde]

when you wath Up and when the baloons create cool colors the first thing you tell everyone is OMG I wAnt to go rave

 

[Jakeperson]

When your cigarette ends and your so disappointed you light up another one.

 

[topgunner19]

you know you're a Etard When!

when you go to the bathroom.....end up leaving
and realize you didn't actually go,
um,, i think i need to go,,, wow, i went but never got there!!

 

[dwade2009]

when you put your hands in your pants and realize your dick is literally the size of a syringe cap

 

[Trikla]

when you and your mate are watching some awesome porn on the computer, but instead you're sitting there, jaw dropped, looking at the monitors power light.