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You know your a pot head when ...

when you fall down the stairs going to look for somthing , forget what it was you where looking for , try to run back up , fall again and remember what it was you were looking for.

:D
 
when you read this thread sober and you have a single tear roll down your cheek

when you aspire to grow as soon as you move out

when you forget where you phone is while your talking on it

when your parents start talkin trash on bud you immediatly start whipen out the facts folowed up by "smokin isnt me tho"

when you actually fall in love with bud<3

people think your high when your sober

you check every sack in your hiding spot even tho youve already checked them 3 times that day

when your walkin to get a blunt wrap and one of your dealers pulls over onto the sidewalk askin if youl smoke him out cause he knows you have some kb

you spend over 2 thousand dollars in 4 months on bud and dont regret it even tho your living gram to gram now

when you constantly zone out on this post cause you cant stop playing with a plastic dinosaur from a mcdonalds happymeal

p.s this thread whips ass:)
 
When you read this thread constantly just to see if you fit-in as a pothead :D
 
when to you come to a stop waiting for the light to turn green but the whole time it was a stop sign :)
 
1. when you have "the kit"
this includes a stashbox that is small and easy to travel with containing a piece, a bag of weed, a lighter, and sometimes a blunt wrap.

2. when you own tools to scrape your bowl with

3. when you constantly forget what you were about to say or do
 
When you get up to goto the bathroom and next thing you know you look up and you're standing there with the fridge open....

I just did it :)
 
drive less than a mile from your house, realize you have forgotten your wallet, and decide that you've gone too far to turn back.

you've hit the resin in your pipe so much that you cough up black shit.

you run out of weed, call your dealer, meet at an obscure location, and while he's handing you the bag you realize that you can't pay him because you have already spent all your money on weed.
 
when youve spent almost as many hours of your life high as not high (sleep doesnt really count) because alot of go to bed high anyway and metabolism is slowed. also when youve owned multiple vaporizers, and remember the breaking/loss of each one of them and the pipes to as "dark days" uin your life.
 
.. when you go through customs after an international flight, stick your hand in your pocket and find a lump of hash you forgot about :D
 
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