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You got one bullet, who do you take out?

pekkie has it
BANG = bullet
BANG = bullet hitting stans fat head
BANG!!! = stans fat body hitting the ground
[This message has been edited by wazza (edited 08 August 2001).]
 
*nos face covered in black out paint waits, into his sites walks…
Mr Kraft. The person responsible for Kraft cheese slices (the cheese slice that burns and doesn’t melt)…
Takes aim… squeezes the trigger… BAMM… miss… fuck it…
Fixes bayonet, charges... *
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The artist formerly known as narh.
 
Uses single bullet to kill nos in name of saving mr Kraft. Crappy cheese for all i say
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I was actually going to steal some bullets from the people that wanted to shoot Gemma.
but yeah Wazza's theory was right too
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clickity clack
clickity clack
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!
 
ohmygod... stylin u're so full of hate, for the oddest reasons too! hahaha.. its actually quite funny.
if u are a girl, i might understand why u hate Jemma (if u think she looks bad, then she's a disgrace to womanhood, if she looks good, then u have the right to be jealous...). but why on earth does it bother u how Jemma looks?!
are u sure u dont wanna shoot Nik Fish instead?
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a little off the topic, but right now i'd like to fucking destroy my computer in to a million little tiny pieces.
I think it thinks that it's funny to keep crashing after i've written heaps of code and not saved it, cause it just did it for the FOURTH time tonight.
I'm not laughing. Bubbles is having a bad day, and she's getting more and more pissed off.
GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!
...and as for that bullet, well, i'd like to line up every person who pissed me off today (that's a long line), then put that bullet into a very powerful gun, fire it through them all. (kinda like dominos).
 
Bubbles... its ok... your computer just knows that girls shouldnt be coding
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*runs and puts on a bulletproof for subsequent posts*
bwahaha
 
Zoom zoom zoom.....
hey zoom zoom, zoom zoom !!
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<+\ Flea' (The Artist formerly known as Tesi)
 
thats why you save your work every few mins
it takes what.. less than a second?
that small moment can save valuable hours..
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try coding COBOL
hahha
4328328428 lines to say 'hello world'
:P
 
Hey don't bag the girls who can program... We need more girls like bubbles in the world... I'd be a dream to find a nice girl who knew how to write a decent 3d engine in opengl... Either that or a certain Health Sciences student... Shh, I didn't say anything...
Back on topic... I've got a bullet with Will-E-Tell's name on it... Ok, so maybe that's a bit harsh... Midro instead maybe... Ah bugger it, just whack em over the head a few times with the butt of the rifle and then let em go...
 
how many lines for saying
"Hi World, my name is Wazza and I Cheat on IRC Quiz Scripts"
Sup wazza
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<+\ Flea' (The Artist formerly known as Tesi)
 
Jakoz, this one is just for you...
#include(bullets)
#include(gun)
int main() {
while(Jakoz != dead) {
shoot_Jakoz_in_the_head;
}
}
ohhhhhh god! i gotta get off this computer. I can't believe i'm posting code on BL! *slaps forehead*
[This message has been edited by Bubbles (edited 09 August 2001).]
 
Oh yeah, int main() should return a value... And Shoot_Jakoz_in_the_head, if it's a function should have parentheses before the semi-colon...
Erm, can you slap me on the forehead too, I can't believe I'm debugging fake code on BL...
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hehe, much better Bubbles... ;p
...And shouldn't the #include statements be #include "bullets.h" and #include "gun.h"?
Oh God, someone use their bullet to shoot me... please...
[This message has been edited by Tarsarlan (edited 09 August 2001).]
 
hmmmmmm its a hard decision...
if i could go back in time i reckon i could probably shoot shakespeare before he wrote fuken king lear. you know how much trouble its causing me?!
or bloody austen for writing fuken emma. the most boring novel in the history of mankind....
erm, i had someone else in midn but i cant remember them anymore...umm maybe whoever it was that let me continue doing maths this year? probably myself, dang.
wouldnt mind popping john howard
or fuken burgo.. the guy off 'burgo's catch phrase'
bah cant be bothered thinking about it anymore...
 
Tarsarlan, the human compiler.
main returns an int. if it's 0 then everything has jun just fine.
if you don't put .h in the #includes, then it will import all the functions. I'm a lazy programmer.
fucking hell, let's got off this topic. NO MORE CODE ON BL! It's painful to read.
*falls off her chair clutching her stomach*
hmmm... better keep working i guess. DAMN BL why does it have to be so distractiong?!
must...close...netscape...
 
melancholic If you were to kill Shakespeare, I would have to make you die S-L-O-W-L-Y. Will Shakes is THE MAN.
Ahh Lear, his final lines are most poignant..
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Howl, Howl, Howl, Howl! O you are men of stones
Had I your tounges and eyes, I'd use them so
That Heaven's vault should crack. She's gone for ever!
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Poor Cordelia. Learn from his mistakes.
 
even though i still reckon my bullet is for the boss, with his two henchmen stooges directly behind him...
bloody telemarketers would have to come in really close... just had one american overexcited female on the phone trying to get me to give money to...Bluelight POLICE..yeah, right.... so I let her ramble on (didn't have a choice) until she came to a slight breath, then I just asked if I could stop her there, and said "I don't support NSW Police as they are far too corrupt"...her tone changed slightly..to 'oh, okay', then I hung up..
god, that's so satisfying...almost as satisfying as shooting her.....[pmt obviously waning]
 
Tarsy, what do you have against Jakoz?? Sure he's a little *different* to everyone else, but "can't we all just get along??"
 
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