would you wank your dad off to save his life??

[supersamba]

No money in the world would make me have a crack at my mum. Fuck sake lads, have some respect.

 

[parttime crackhead]

Hahaha, this thread is hilarious.

 

[supersamba]

It is isn't it? school fun, although I think a few on here would take it a bit further

 

[Froghopper]

We all need a bit of father/son bonding of a weekend!

All joking aside though,wouldnt do it for all the money in the world,i'd end up spending all the money on drugs to escape the memories!
Just the thought... lol

 

[Engage]

The real question is: Would you admit online to wanking your dad off to save his life.

 

[Allein]

^^^

No its not the question is clearly stated by the OP, no respond or be gone

 

[brimz]

I got nowt against you mate but you don't half make some stupid threads sometimes .

Like this one .
I can see how it could be funny but i'm not laughing.

My Dad died of a heart attack and the opportunity to do what you said never came up ya sick fukker

 

[parttime crackhead]

^ Ahh c'mon to fuck. There's no need for shit like that. It's not like the cunt was having a personal dig at you or your dad, it was just a daft question.

Many a sicker thing has been posted on here before.

 

[Myshkin]

Hey, let's not try to get personal here.

It's a silly thread for sure, but there's no rule against silly threads. I don't think there was any intention to upset anyone, though I know people can get emotional when it comes to thinking of their parents dying.

Let's try not to have another ruck, okay?

 

[brimz]

yeah i know just hit a nerve thats all .

Why i said i can understand how some may find it funny plus i'm a miserable cunt at the moment my Uncle died at the weekend .

Couldn't get their quick enough to spank his monkey

 

[brimz]

Hey, let's not try to get personal here.

It's a silly thread for sure, but there's no rule against silly threads. I don't think there was any intention to upset anyone, though I know people can get emotional when it comes to thinking of their parents dying.

Let's try not to have another ruck, okay?

Another ruck ?

i must have missed the last one was it any good , what happened to the crazy lady as well ?

 

[monstanoodle]

Oh for feck's sake these such questions are stupid 8) This one particularly so:
Ofcourse I would. I'd wank him off even if he wasn't dying

 

[masaz]

I would but he'd just tell me I'm shit at it

 

[parttime crackhead]

^ Haha, best answer yet.

 

[brimz]

I rekon OP has been givin his old man a bit of hand shandy and is looking for some one else to say yeah " i wank me old man off " so he can justify it .

 

[Froghopper]

I would but he'd just tell me I'm shit at it

Haha its one thing being told your shit by a partner but by your dad??? that would be pure dissapointment!

Its probably best that you pass on the £1 million to avoid awkwardness.....

FH

 

[missing old pills]

The only thing that would stop me would be the smell of my sister in my hand after!

 

[Froghopper]

The only thing that would stop me would be the smell of my sister in my hand after!

 

[maxalfie]

Fuck that made me laugh when I first read the thread title.
I most deffo wouldn't do a thing to save my dads life. He used to beat the shit out of my whole family when we were kids and has never apologized for it.
So I'm afraid he wouldn't be getting a wank or anything else from me.

 

[mr.buffnstuff]

The real question is: Would you admit online to wanking your dad off to save his life.

the answer is: Yes