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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

would you wank your dad off to save his life??

so the general concensus is YES to wanking your dad off but NO to doing ya mum up the 'gary glitter'??

Thanks people... gotta go, dads home from work!
 
Hilarious thread. If it was actually life or death, I think most would! Now, shagging my mum for a million....I'd do it for a Twix. ;)
 
What disease is going to cause this to happen? And why does it have to be me who tugs him off? LOL. I think you are just trying to trick people into wanking off their parents so they die with a smile on their face.
 
i dont think my dad would have a smile on his face if i was wanking him off whilst he died! :/ hes already disappointed in me! lol
its not caused by any disease, but rumour has it, a healthy 'ham shank' can prolong your dads life...
 
Just changed the thread title - for those in doubt, the word 'wank' is allowed in EADD. I find 'w@nk' a lot more offensive tbh, but that's another story.
 
well i can safely say my dad wont die today! the daily wank has been dished out! and thats Sam i didnt wanna offend people with the word wank...
 
Lol, so true about this being the sort of thing you used to say at school! God forbid you ever said 'Yes' cos then you'd be known as daddy wanker or some shit!

I mean, who actually thinks this shit up in adulthood?! I mean to ask the question means you have to consider it (even briefly) just for you to either be totally repulsed by it or think, 'hmmm, to save his life you say...'.

And what's with the wanking him off behind the curtain? Does he know it's you? WTF, this is fucked up!

Where does the spunk have to go?

Jesus, I'm outta here.
 
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I know the subject of this thread alone is a little NSFW but tag your .gifs please Matt :D
 
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Perhaps you should float the idea past your dad of doing daily 'preventative' wanks, Buff. You know, just in case.
 
Can't believe I'm still reading this. On a similar note. My mate once caught his dad having a wank in a very strange position. Don't wanna get to deep in case he's on here incognito. Can't believe he told us really. Something I'd keep to myself.
 
You guys are sick. In america I at least sugar coat it by allowing my pa to have some fun at it. Knowing his love for kosher dills I'll do up my pete with green paint so that the pimples help it resemble the real thing & let him drink my pickle juice in the end.
 
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