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would you wank your dad off to save his life??

you lost me at "kosher dills" 2 countries separated by a common language =D
 
I tried my best, honestly.

since 1942..
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hooks said:
Lol, so true about this being the sort of thing you used to say at school! God forbid you ever said 'Yes' cos then you'd be known as daddy wanker or some shit!

I mean, who actually thinks this shit up in adulthood?! I mean to ask the question means you have to consider it (even briefly) just for you to either be totally repulsed by it or think, 'hmmm, to save his life you say...'.

And what's with the wanking him off behind the curtain? Does he know it's you? WTF, this is fucked up!

Where does the spunk have to go?

Jesus, I'm outta here.
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well if you was behind a curtain so all he saw was a hand you could be anyone... dont matter where he shoots his load tho (prob on the curtains) you dont have to offer to swallow or owt... wtf do you lot think i am? some kind of weird perverted sicko? jheez!
 
would you wank your dad off to save YOUR life?

man that one is even harder
 
Laika said:
I tried my best, honestly.

since 1942..
vlasic-kosher-dill-pickles.jpg
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So your saying not only would you do the deed but you'd want you old man to suck you off after having disguised you penis as a dill pickle....is that a fair translation.

You should pop into EADD more often you'll fit right in ;)
 
Its appreciated! This COULD be a serious matter one day for the good of humanity this thread should grow to be as long as daddys...... Ummm.... Arm!
 
atm23 said:
So your saying not only would you do the deed but you'd want you old man to suck you off after having disguised you penis as a dill pickle....is that a fair translation.

You should pop into EADD more often you'll fit right in ;)
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Indeed ;)
I couldn't resist letting you guys in on how I do things.
 
So does that mean when you go maccies in america you have to remove dill pickles from your double cheeseburgers?

Couldnt hack that.... :(
 
I wouldn't wank my dad off to save his life but I did once go down on my grandmother to help clear up a bad case of vaginal discharge.
Oh hang on, did I say once?
 
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