Why do people steal lighters?

[Ds]

lol i'm such a hippocryte.

 

[Pharcyde]

These days, I steal fruit and vegetables

The term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates

 

[TALLY 2.0]

The term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates

Actually I heard the term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates

 

[EbowTheLetter]

Actually I heard the term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates

Contrary to what you've heard, I read that the term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates.

 

[Pharcyde]

Contrary to what you've heard, I read that the term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates.

Actually I heard the term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates

i luv chu guise

 

[TALLY 2.0]

I steal lighters because my father is a drunk and he beat my mother in front of me as a child.

 

[Pharcyde]

I steal lighters because my father is a drunk and he beat my mother in front of me as a child.

ahahahaha

 

[Lucy Noeno]

Actually I heard the term shoplifting comes from ancient egypt when thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop to steal the sweet sweet dates

Actually I heard that definition came from the Simpsons.

 

[DexterMeth]

NerdRydn

 

[Lucy Noeno]

I miss phil hartman becuase the Troy Mclure clips were always priceless.

 

[DexterMeth]

So is Poland

 

[Lucy Noeno]

I'm glad somebody likes the polandball comics.

 

[DexterMeth]

"Dexter, don't entice the troll."

 

[Pharcyde]

Actually I heard that definition came from the Simpsons.

 

[DexterMeth]

Pic is dead

 

[axl blaze]

I don't know why people do it, it pisses me off. it's just a subconscious thing. just the other day I was chilling with a lesser known BLer at my house and he pocketed my LUCKY STEELERS LIGHTER LIKE 5 TIMES! EACH TIME I WAS MAD PIST

 

[DexterMeth]

I'm always the one to tell people that I'm about to steal their lighter, joke about it, and then like 3 hours later when I'm heading out lighting up a cig I'm using their lighter.

 

[lonewolf13]

i don't smoke anymore. but when i did losing lighters was annnoying. so i never loaned mine out. if someone needed a lite. i just gave them my lit cig and told them to jumpstart it.

 

[papa]

I've got a #88 Dale Ernhart Jr. NASCAR lighter that plays race car sounds when you open it.....I don't let that out of my sight...:D

 

[atri]

ive gotten in fist fights over this shit. not anymore mind you, but when i was younger. i dont know why i had to justify that, id prolly still throw down if i didnt know the person.