Why do people steal lighters?

[Ds]

I'm having to watch my lighters more closely now, I hate it when I give someone my lighter and after they light their cigarette they put it in their pocket. i'm like WTF bitch gimmie my shit back.
They think that I'm not watching, but I am.

Anyone know why people steal lighters?

 

[ChickenScratch]

on accident?

 

[GenericMind]

Reflex of a smoker. As soon as they light a cigarette the hand goes straight to the pocket with the lighter. I do it all the time.

 

[-Guido-]

I agree with GM. It's a reflex. You light your cig and put your lighter in your pocket. Factor in the fact they might be drunk or high and of course they are going to forget to give you that shit back.

 

[slortaone]

i got a top draw full of lighters
i dont know how this happens

 

[We are all ONE]

I agree with GM.

WTF is this shit? And I thought I had saw it all

 

[ChickenScratch]

D's is a fucking junkie.

 

[Ds]

D's is a fucking junkie.

ex junkie.

reflex? wtf bitch knows its my fucking lighter.

 

[ChickenScratch]

reflex? wtf bitch knows its my fucking lighter.

then you should kill her.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

I agree with GM. It's a reflex. You light your cig and put your lighter in your pocket. Factor in the fact they might be drunk or high and of course they are going to forget to give you that shit back.

qft... this is exactly what I was going to say.

 

[kaywholed]

Prometheus made me do it.

 

[Ds]

I still think he did it on purpose, like i'm chillin on the couch he asks for my lighter and puts it in his pocket. I'm like dude, my lighter. and just the look on his face was priceless because he doesn't like me when i'm angry.

 

[ChemicalSmiles]

LOL, you got ANGRY over a lighter?

 

[Pharcyde]

I'm having to watch my lighters more closely now, I hate it when I give someone my lighter and after they light their cigarette they put it in their pocket. i'm like WTF bitch gimmie my shit back.
They think that I'm not watching, but I am.

Anyone know why people steal lighters?

they think its theirs pure/simple

 

[-Guido-]

Prometheus made me do it.

Thats why he is chained to rock with an eagle pecking at his liver as we speak. Zeus taught him a lesson for being a faggot.

 

[kaywholed]

LOL, you got ANGRY over a lighter?

if people steal my lighter, and I cant smoked weed, I rage.

 

[-Guido-]

I still think he did it on purpose, like i'm chillin on the couch he asks for my lighter and puts it in his pocket. I'm like dude, my lighter. and just the look on his face was priceless because he doesn't like me when i'm angry.

He probably felt fucking stupid for taking it. I doubt he was fearful of your wrath you little shit lol.

 

[Ds]

LOL, you got ANGRY over a lighter?

they think its theirs pure/simple

fuckin rite CS its my only lighter, and if i dont have a lighter i cant smoke my newport-non menthols-

fuck no Phar, i stole it fair and square.

 

[We are all ONE]

These days, I steal fruit and vegetables

 

[Pharcyde]

fuck no Phar, i stole it fair and square.

well like everybody smokes right? well usually they have a lighter so to just stick yours in their pocket is just conditioning