Why do people steal lighters?

[iheartthisthread]

I have bought pink. Did not work.

My buddies girllfriend was the biggest clepto when it came to lighters... Always putting them down in her bra. It was an ongoing joke. I told her I would go after it if she did it again. Yup, I got it

 

[ugly]

Why do people steal lighters?

Because matches are terrible.

 

[Roger&Me]

25 lighters on my dresser, yessir.

I gots to get paid.

 

[China Rider]

to purposely set homes on fire and blame it on their kids just to get them off their hands

 

[DexterMeth]

It's solid harm reduction

 

[Serotonin101]

Can i borrow a lighter? Mine just ran out of fuel.

 

[rhun]

I don't think people purposely steal lighters. I think it's like me and stealing pens.. I'm a subconscious klepto.
5 minutes later I look down and fuck, I'm holding a pen. Where did this come from?

 

[Serotonin101]

Rhun let me borrow a lighter. Ive been wanting to smoke this newport for like 20 mimutes now. Dont worry, when i finish using it ill "rhun" it back to ya

 

[Busty St Clare]

I am usually so high I don't even know if I'm wearing pants let alone that I have a lighter in my hand.

 

[Serotonin101]

I hate when im so high i lose my pants cuz then my lighter is in the pocket, my wallet is too (cant buy a new one), and my keys so i cant drive to the store and steal one. Plus i look like an idiot without pants when i walk into a store.

 

[China Rider]

I am usually so high I don't even know if I'm wearing pants let alone that I have a lighter in my hand.

that's like totally like awesome bro

totally man

 

[shimazu]

Im so high!
nothing can hurt me!

dude, nooooooo

 

[DexterMeth]

It's convenient.. as with stealing anything.

 

[Serotonin101]

It's convenient.. as with stealing anything.

If i get caught stealing again i go to prison i found out im not a great thief while im high.

 

[deaf eye]

its a cigarette smoker thing,
esp when they puffin the ganj

 

[MikeRWK]

Because i have no fucking lighters so im stealin yours, or im drunk and making a game out of it.

 

[EbowTheLetter]

Why was this thread bumped? Has it come to this?

 

[Perpetual Indulgence]

*sigh* it has
nice to see you around

 

[We are all ONE]

you guys leave my BFF mike alone

 

[EbowTheLetter]

If it's not about negro amputees, it's not a Mike thread.