Why do people steal lighters?

[Ds]

I've only ganked a lighter once and I was comatose so I don't count that time.

cameltoes?

 

[DexterMeth]

Cameltoes and hos yoz

 

[GlassAss420]

I heard hippies smoke their bongs with a lit burning end of a ball of hemp rope...


where the fuck is that train/thread derailed pic??

 

[DexterMeth]

Or by heating up the end of a glass stirring rod to orange.

 

[We are all ONE]

Id hope she was wearing a half top so I could pinch her side rolls while we slow danced to "proud to be an American' at last call

 

[DexterMeth]

Because at least I know I can raid the salsa bar at carl's jr.

 

[GenericMind]

You know those threads where you pop in when its first created and post, see it stay near the top of the threads list wondering wtf is going on in thread, but never bother to check back into it because it was a stupid thread?

This is one of those threads.

 

[DexterMeth]

Cool story mang.

+1 ...like literally

 

[jannerfish]

idk but I've loved and lost a nice collection. Some were mine, some less so. Slippery things.

 

[Wordswords]

lighters are a key component when cooking math,

so usually, math cooks will have people "on the lookout" for any lighter they can find to use

 

[DexterMeth]

Math cooks all smoke cloves imo

 

[TINK]

personally I steal them just to piss the person off.

 

[DexterMeth]

That's what I would say if I had zero brain cells too

 

[Noodle]

Because we built this city on Rock and Roll.

 

[xxsicknessxx]

I think people steal lighters because subconsciously deep down everyone is a theif, and likes things that start fire...

So there smegaol part of the brain subconsciously makes them take the lighter (or attempt to take it)

you can always tell when you say hey that's might lighter, and they give you that look like "damit"

 

[debaser]

stealers gunna smoke

 

[shimazu]

I heard hippies smoke their bongs with a lit burning end of a ball of hemp rope...


where the fuck is that train/thread derailed pic??

its called a hemp wick, and a lot of hippies do use them

vaginal secretions

 

[debaser]

femme fontaine

anyway, a bic, ffs

 

[lastest]

"Then after Tottenham won 2-1 I come back from the toilet and find you gone, leaving me looking like a billy-no-mates on his tod / aaaaand my favourite lighter seems to have done one cos it was here when you were here and it's gone now you're gone."

- The Streets, 'Give Me My Lighter Back'

 

[pharmakos]

once upon a time there was a dude that had a bunch of stoner friends. every time his stoner friends would come over they would absentmindedly steal his lighter by putting it in their pocket. he hated this, so he devised a plan: he convinced all his friends that yellow lighters were bad luck. after this meme got firmly planted in his friends' minds, he started buying only yellow lighters. no one stole his lighter ever again.