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Who would you like to fuck?

Beyonce.
Damn hot and the same age as me, so I wouldn't feel like a dirty old man ;)
 
Tim Hutton, who's even age appropriate. He'd have to bring his own Viagra. Or Chris Hemsworth. but we wouldn't have much to discuss. Which is too bad-I like seduction.
 
rachel weisz:

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and kate winslett:

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separately or together would be fine :)

alasdair
 
I was originally going to say that, at the moment, it's Rachel Riley from Countdown or Audrey Tautou.

However, that rather flattering of Teresa May has changed my mind. I want to fuck a water willy while Mrs May watches.

For anybody who doesn't know, this is a water willy:

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Ali, you seem to have a bit of a mismatch going down there ..... Too many vacancies to fill, if you catch my drift. The meeting looks like being dangerously inquorate, only one member present.

Unless you have strap-ons in your toy box, of course =D
 
Don Luigi said:
I was originally going to say that, at the moment, it's Rachel Riley from Countdown or Audrey Tautou.

However, that rather flattering of Teresa May has changed my mind. I want to fuck a water willy while Mrs May watches.

For anybody who doesn't know, this is a water willy:

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Regarding 'Countdown', I reckon a cross between Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley and a water willy would go down very nicely thank you...
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Regarding 'Countdown', I reckon a cross between Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley and a water willy would go down very nicely thank you...
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The Sun needs to back Corbyn.

If he wins an election, I'm bound to be able to blag that on the social.
 
I would love to disappoint Kate Mara, Julianne Moore or Amy Adams...

If I could go back in time to 1996, then add Kelly Macdonald to the list too.
 
Mentes said:
If I could go back in time to 1996, then add Kelly Macdonald to the list too.
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Ah definitely! The most recent thing I saw her in was Boardwalk Empire and thought she was still very beautiful.
 
BecomingJulie said:
Ali, you seem to have a bit of a mismatch going down there ..... Too many vacancies to fill, if you catch my drift. The meeting looks like being dangerously inquorate, only one member present.
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absolutely not a problem :)

alasdair
 
Bella Figura said:
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dat O face
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Actually, that's probably the best blow job gob I've ever seen - ever!!


Not wishing to labour a point, but as well as Charlotte Church, Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley, Nigella Lawson and (now) Theresa May, can I also add the whole panel of 'Loose Women'? If I didn't have to go to work i would quite happily tug myself into oblivion watching that bunch of owd munters...

Oh, then there's Victoria Coren-Mitchell. There's just something about a posh bird with a gob full o' nob...
 
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Lily Allen

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But then she would probably write a song about it :\
 
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