Who would you like to fuck?

[Itsgoneundertheboa]

Pearl necklace

 

[Bella Figura]

^ A connoisseur of the finer things in life.

 

[Itsgoneundertheboa]

I'm always a true gent. Nothing better than gifting a lady a pearl necklace

 

[Twigs]

Beyonce.
Damn hot and the same age as me, so I wouldn't feel like a dirty old man

 

[Tinker55]

Tim Hutton, who's even age appropriate. He'd have to bring his own Viagra. Or Chris Hemsworth. but we wouldn't have much to discuss. Which is too bad-I like seduction.

 

[alasdairm]

rachel weisz:

and kate winslett:

separately or together would be fine

alasdair

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

rachel weisz:

and kate winslett:

separately or together would be fine

alasdair

You sir, are a duuurty owd cunt...

Me likey...

 

[Don Luigi]

I was originally going to say that, at the moment, it's Rachel Riley from Countdown or Audrey Tautou.

However, that rather flattering of Teresa May has changed my mind. I want to fuck a water willy while Mrs May watches.

For anybody who doesn't know, this is a water willy:

NSFW:

 

[BecomingJulie]

Ali, you seem to have a bit of a mismatch going down there ..... Too many vacancies to fill, if you catch my drift. The meeting looks like being dangerously inquorate, only one member present.

Unless you have strap-ons in your toy box, of course

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I was originally going to say that, at the moment, it's Rachel Riley from Countdown or Audrey Tautou.

However, that rather flattering of Teresa May has changed my mind. I want to fuck a water willy while Mrs May watches.

For anybody who doesn't know, this is a water willy:

NSFW:

Regarding 'Countdown', I reckon a cross between Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley and a water willy would go down very nicely thank you...

 

[spacejunk]

Spacejunk if he were single. But a 3way will do if not.

Also Bono.

I know I know. Shameful.

Wait a minute. I'm not fucking Bono.
WTF?

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Charlotte Church..

Voice of an angel, cunt of a Godess...

 

[Don Luigi]

Regarding 'Countdown', I reckon a cross between Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley and a water willy would go down very nicely thank you...

The Sun needs to back Corbyn.

If he wins an election, I'm bound to be able to blag that on the social.

 

[Mentes]

I would love to disappoint Kate Mara, Julianne Moore or Amy Adams...

If I could go back in time to 1996, then add Kelly Macdonald to the list too.

 

[Don Luigi]

If I could go back in time to 1996, then add Kelly Macdonald to the list too.

Ah definitely! The most recent thing I saw her in was Boardwalk Empire and thought she was still very beautiful.

 

[alasdairm]

Ali, you seem to have a bit of a mismatch going down there ..... Too many vacancies to fill, if you catch my drift. The meeting looks like being dangerously inquorate, only one member present.

absolutely not a problem

alasdair

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

dat O face

Actually, that's probably the best blow job gob I've ever seen - ever!!


Not wishing to labour a point, but as well as Charlotte Church, Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley, Nigella Lawson and (now) Theresa May, can I also add the whole panel of 'Loose Women'? If I didn't have to go to work i would quite happily tug myself into oblivion watching that bunch of owd munters...

Oh, then there's Victoria Coren-Mitchell. There's just something about a posh bird with a gob full o' nob...

 

[gannetsarewe]

Lucy Worsley wearing a strap on.

 

[BecomingJulie]

You or her?

 

[ABPI_]

Lily Allen

NSFW:

But then she would probably write a song about it